1. Receiving a blowjob, while taking a shit on a crystal toilet.
2. Taking a shit on a girl's face covered with plastic wrap , while receiving a blowjob at the same time.
2. A popular well drink: Tequila, Baileys, Half-&-Half and a chocolate egg served in a glass toilet mug.
2. Taking a shit on a girl's face covered with plastic wrap , while receiving a blowjob at the same time.
2. A popular well drink: Tequila, Baileys, Half-&-Half and a chocolate egg served in a glass toilet mug.
Nadine gave good head, while I delivered a steamy, glass-bottomed--blumpkin on her cutesy but defiled, little face.
by Jackie Treehorn March 28, 2004
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by Anonymous February 27, 2003
Get the thro-blumpkin mug.A rarely seen variation of the blumpkin. Instead of shitting into the toilet, the male shits on the womans chest and jerks off into the toilet or sink or anything that might be close enough to work as a receptor of your cum.
John:Last night i totally gave Laura an inverse blumpkin!
Jeremiah:What the fuck is that?
John:That bitch was on her back and i shit on and around her chest then blew my load onto Eds towel.
Jeremiah:That shit is cash yo.
Jeremiah:What the fuck is that?
John:That bitch was on her back and i shit on and around her chest then blew my load onto Eds towel.
Jeremiah:That shit is cash yo.
by Jonny Bones March 19, 2008
Get the Inverse Blumpkin mug.An even grosser twist on the blumpkin that I randomly thought of one day. It is when a girl performs a blumpkin on a guy when he is shitting in a port-o-potty/port-o-john. Rumored to happen at the most redneck of places such as county fairs, nascar races and tractor pulls.
Mary-Sue gave Billy-Bob a redneck blumpkin at the tractor pull. This caused all Billy-Bob's friends to immediately become jealous and wish they could get one too. Billy-Bob was later quoted as saying "I'm gonna marry that girl one day".
by Ryan E from Sci-town August 18, 2010
Get the Redneck Blumpkin mug.This is probably the apex of sexuality. It's when you have bad diarrhea while a female (or male I suppose if you are inclined) is giving you a blowjob and you remove your penis from his/her mouth and dip it into the chocolate toilet soup only to pull it back up and reinsert within her/his eager mouth for an extra saucy reentry. Pretty much a dream come true.
by Ltnflvr August 21, 2011
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Out on the smash and offered a blumpkin i couldn't refuse so it turned into a Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up
by .........2 October 28, 2007
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