batmonkey

Noun:
A person that is considerably ugly

That batmonkey makes my face hurts

by Rondog December 16, 2007

Batmania

BATMANIA-1.(Noun) A mental disease involving the mind to constantly obsess over Batman or being Batman or anything in the Batman/Gotham City universe.
2.(Noun) A sex position involving the female(Receiving) partner to wear a Batman mask and the male(Penetrating) partner to also wear a Batman mask and go fight crime while the penetrating partner is making love to the receiving partner.
3. (Noun) A Northern Chinese dish.

1. Steven is diagnosed with Batmania.
2. Evan performed Batmania on his girlfriend
3. The Batmania was prepared exceptionally well.

by Kevin Hua December 10, 2008

shady like batman

1. really shady - like when something is wrong or different or weird, but you don't know what

2. to describe a person who goes behind your back and talks shit, and then is all cool with you face-to-face

Man, that old teacher with the porn stache is really shady like batman.

by Guyliner_Babeh November 15, 2010

Batmoo

To betray the trust of your employer by giving away free doughnuts at a doughnut stall.

This hot girl wanted some doughnuts so i gave hear a batmoo, my boss found out and fired me.

by Kundash May 15, 2006

Batman

A man with mad, wicked skill in pleasing his partner with a multitude of gadgets.

My boyfriend pulled a batman last night with my new vibrator.

by Phedre1972 June 28, 2011

Batman

When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!

To successfully do this one should put up a lamp behind oneself so you get a shadow effect that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.

"I would totally batman dat gilf"

by Scoota B. June 21, 2008

batmanitis

1. YOUR COCK IS A FUCKEN BAT
2. fucken shit your cock is a bat now
3. cock = bat
see also fuckshit, COCKFACEFUCKER, BATMAN is GHEY

OMFG,LOLZBBQ,LMFAO!!!Ono3no3n, my cockz0r is t3h batz0rs!!!oneoneoneEENLEVEN.

by Max Payne April 15, 2005