bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.

Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."

bean tap by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013

bean lord 

Supreme lord of beans.

Akkey is a bean lord.

bean lord by K9RoryRose December 27, 2013

bean slayer

Someone who has a list of Mexican females that can be crossed off by having sex with them.

How many does he have now? He's such a Bean Slayer!!

bean slayer by dannybigfanny April 20, 2014

Bean Tip

The tipping of a beanie to show a girl respect

I totally bean tipped this girl last night at the bar. She finished her beer before I did. Respect bitch!

Bean Tip by basicandhonest January 15, 2015

bean lip 

Crusty ass lips

Damn cuz you got bean lip

bean lip by dizzysimon February 26, 2015

bean folder 

Woman's version of a spank bank.

Girrrrrrl, did you see that hotty he's going in the bean folder.

bean folder by Tfittz/iinventedbeanfolder March 24, 2016

Bean-Fish 

When you way too zooked to speak English.

Yo phamala, why you gotta be such a bean-fish?

Bean-Fish by Hunk5 June 17, 2016