Turtle penis

a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.

I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.

by Mattameru April 16, 2015

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Penis

A man's genitals or a person who is annoying/incompetent

That man is a penis

by TheCreatorOfYou March 25, 2022

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Penis Sucker

It’s for if people can suck their self off, it’s really hard to do. The main way is to cut off your penis and suck

I HAD MY PENIS CUT OFF HELP!!!!!!!!
STOP BEING A PENIS SUCKER, THATS MY PENIS

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

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Penis Lag

When your penis becomes erect a considerable amount of time after being in a sexual or semi sexual situation

I saw a really hot chick at the bakery, but I had some mad penis lag, and didn't get a boner until I was down the block!

by jfitty359 August 30, 2019

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In an attempt to hide his inadequacies, he bought a Cybertruck. Unfortunately they got amplified because the douchier the truck the smaller the penis. Because the swastitruck is such a leap beyond any of mankind's "little dick trucks" of today, it naturally took on the name, Penis Wormhole.

by Long Duck Dangler February 18, 2025

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