Michael Catapano

The guy who looks like he's 25 and looks like David Wallace. He teleports through the hallways and never takes his ID off. He also never leaves his bubble bath. Michael Catapano is also intimidating but probably a really fun guy. Ya'll should date Michael Catapano. Emotionless but kind. Very quirky. He's also questionably straight. Everyone loves Michael Catapano. P.s there might be multiple clones of him

Yo here comes Michael Catapano! Put your id on!
Look out D cat, comin through!

Michael Catapano by LycanSpirit August 9, 2019

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Wow, you’re bored aren’t you

Me too, that’s why I made this. oh I have to put the word, okay browse categories vote store blog cart

browse categories vote store blog cart by Personwastaken October 27, 2020

Bethlehem Catholic High School 

A cat piss colored building filled mostly with pretentious entitled a**holes. If you’re not a dealer or don’t play a sport, just give up. Every once in a while, you’ll get an athlete that’s also a band kid, and they’re like a unicorn. Rare breed. The kids at this school are so bad that the freshmen literally gutted a bathroom. Sinks, toilets, stall doors, soap dispensers, air dryers...gone. Never to be seen again. If you find yourself stuck in this building, leave immediately.

Person 1: Doesn’t he go to Bethlehem Catholic High School?
Person 2: Yeah, stay away from him.

Bethlehem Catholic High School by sammichhh January 4, 2021

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When your boredom has hit its peak and you've already searched "Type any word..."

"hmm what if i put 'Type any word...;' oh cool definition but now what do i search..."
"OH I KNOW! 'Browse Categories Store Blog Cart'"

Browse Categories Store Blog Cart by idkwhattoputformynamesoididths February 10, 2021

Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar

The Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar from Chapter V
"Advice from a Caterpillar" from the book "Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll. Is a 3in tall blue caterpillar that sits on a mushroom smokeing as discripeted a vary larg hookah. This Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar first word to Alice come in the form of a sleepy toned queston "Who are you?" Another famous quote from The blue Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar is “One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.” In the fantasy movie “Alice in Wonderland” 2010 film by Tim Burton, Alan Rickman played the voice of the blue hooka smokeing Caterpillar.

"Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar"

Chapter V
Advice from a Caterpillar
The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice.

`Who are YOU?' said the Caterpillar.

Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar by firedragon45 December 7, 2010

The Raspberry Catapult

The act of violently lobbing a used tampon.

Oi, Sandra that ninny tooting cock smuggler gone done assumed my gender, give him The Raspberry Catapult.

The Raspberry Catapult by AGüdNütt October 1, 2016

Caturday 

A meme created by 4chan, NOT MYSPACE, that many forums and discussion boards have adopted.

Caturday is a fun day because cats with text below them make me laugh.

Caturday by SweetMetalForever October 25, 2006