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ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.
ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.
by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022
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ur mom

Any day is ur mom day so when you call your friends mom hot he cant get mad
YOU:damnn ur mom is so hot dude
friend: what the hell did you just say about my mom
You:chill its national ur mom day so you cant get mad at just because ur mom didnt come back last night cause she stayed over at my house
friend:ugh im so tired of your national days
You;heheheh
by urrrrrrrrrrr mommmmmm January 24, 2022
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Ur Mom

Ur Mom’s so fat, when she went to McDonald’s, they called Wendy’s for backup
by Gibgobwigglewiggle January 19, 2023
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ur mom gay

by Gamepreie May 27, 2018
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Cereal Mom

CD for short and CD is the best cereal parent of all times with Trox so All Hail CD and only CD because CD the best parent ever
CD is the best parent
Cereal Mom is a mom and Cereal Dad is dad :>
by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020
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Your Mom

The worst joke ever popularized in 2017-18
John- Your Mom is gay. Austin: Stfu fatherless bitch
by Something in my dick April 9, 2022
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Your mom

Your mom
Hey how is your mom
by Iona jake July 26, 2021
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