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Splinter Pussy 

Splinter Pussy was a common condition among women in the early 1800's. Housewives, tired from long laborious hours of getting men sandwiches from the kitchen, often relieved their tension through the use of a cleverly shaped rolling pin. However, these culinary tools were often made of wood and usually resulted in the condition known as Splinter Pussy.

Prolonged and undiagnosed cases of Splinter Pussy would often lead to Driftwood Vagina, another common ailment at the time.
Fred was unable to pull out because of the barbs in Selma's splinter pussy.
Splinter Pussy by Jang Huen November 19, 2010
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garage pussy 

A condition in which a vagina is particularly large and loose as a result of being fucked too much by too many different dicks.
She has such a garage pussy you could park a semi in it.
garage pussy by snowballed June 15, 2012

sniffing pussy 

the boys were out sniffing" last night trying to get laid, sniffing pussy
sniffing pussy by brooklynnjade August 28, 2014

Peoria Pussy Popper 

The Peoria Pussy Popper is the act of dipping your fingers into a bag of pop rocks, then proceeding to finger a girls wet pussy so that she can feel your sizzle.
Cameron: "I gave your mom a Peoria Pussy Popper last night"

Alex: "Fuck you, Cameron."

ocean pussy 

a term used for orally pleasing a woman on a beach or on a boat on the ocean.
he slowly sank his lips into her sex soaked mound tasting her sex drowning in an ocean of delight
and she began grinding my face liek waves hiting the shore of a beach . making me feel like i was having an ocean pussy
ocean pussy by furrygoose August 9, 2016

Hello Pussy 

The day a girl throws out her Hello Kitty collection.
Brittney looks all grown up. Yeah, she threw out her Hello Kitty collection last week. It's Hello Pussy from now on.
Hello Pussy by Ma$tiboy August 3, 2016

stink pussy 

Very smelly vagina hairs that's give off odor that's unpleasant
Man jack you gots stink pussy nigga