Atley's Penis 

A fat honking piece of delicious meat that resembles a 13 foot table leg. Most women can't handle that kind of meat so they have to improvise.

I love the taste of Atley's Penis

Atley's Penis by Atley pepepeo January 4, 2022

Prodigal Penis Syndrome 

1)A condition that can afflict a men after a period of unintentional abstainence.

Upon the event of a sexual encounter you become so overjoyed at the prospect that you prematurely ejaculate.Similtaneously initiating another prolonged spell of abstainence.

1)Peter:"I had a case of prodigal penis syndrome last nite"
Sam:"What happened this time man?"
Peter:"She pulled off my trousers and a quart of cum was the only sight that greeted her!"
Sam:"You've earned yourself another couple of months then."

Prodigal Penis Syndrome by Alzo April 26, 2009

Backy Penis 

Backy penis is just a normal Roll-Your-Own Cigarette with a slight change.

Before you put your loose tobacco(Backy) into to your rolling paper, you rub the particles of tobacco over your penis or anothers penis. For extra pleasure some people ejaculate over the tobacco.

Peter: "Simon! You want to do some backy penis tonight?"

Simon: "Yeah sure. I'm up for that man"

Peter: " What shall we do? sperm or no sperm?"

Simon "Sperm!"

Backy Penis by Electromad May 10, 2010

Caterpillar Penis 

When a mans penis is shaped like it has as series of nobs of nuckles on his penis.

Alistair Oleary has a caterpillar penis

Caterpillar Penis by MommaZoom September 7, 2010

Crater Penis 

A penis that is so small that it is inverted, much like a crater

Samantha: Oh My God, please whip it out John
John: *whips it out*
Samantha: Ew, it's a crater penis!!!!

Crater Penis by Crater, Esq. December 23, 2010

Air Penis 

A form of corporate communication (sign language) whereby one uses their hand movements to mimic the placement and pleasure of a penis.

Common examples if Air Penis include:

Fuck nose - copulation of ones nose with your fist

Wanker - copulation / stroke movements around ones groin area

Life Saver / Dick Head - with one hand cocked towards the back of ones head, the other is randomly throwing out rope from ones forehead

Air Penis by Rashanyn April 17, 2014

barbed penis 

A penis that feels like it's going to kill your vagina. Normally when you are a virgin

Ugghh. He had such a barbed penis

barbed penis by Stratton2163 January 28, 2015