Good-Blaster 

An amazing device used by the heroic officers of the law to obliterate the dirtbags.

Deputy Shane: Hey Kyle, what is the best weapon to use in self-defense?

Deputy Kyle: I would have to say that would be a Good-Blaster, Shane, it is the best firearm ever.

Deputy Shane: Thanks Kyle, I'll always have my Good-Blaster on my side.

Good-Blaster by mcmeow93 October 16, 2012

Gone Beachin' 

1. The act of going to the beach or beaches for any purpose. It could be for just simply laying out, long walks, relaxing with friends, water sports, sports on the beach, flying a kite, fishing, running, etc. You name it. If it involves going to the beach, then you have Gone Beachin' my friend.

2. The name of a kick ass beachwear apparel and merchandise company (www.GoneBeachin.com)

1. You should've gone beachin' with me bro. There were some totally gnarly waves out there!

2. Person A: Whoa whoa whoa. Hold on a second. Dude. Where did you get that kick ass stuff?!?!

Person B: Gone Beachin'. Get on my level.

Gone Beachin' by Otto & Twister June 1, 2013

Gonna Kill It 

To excel:to do very well;Kick Ass and Take Names.

1)Owen is taking his test today. He studied a lot for it so he's gonna kill it!

2) I'm running a 5K today, I'm gonna kill it!

Gonna Kill It by Jake from Park and Spinnybeck April 21, 2014

Going Ho

When you leave a party to have sex with a random girl.

Joey: Hey Garrett, are you going home?
Garrett: Nah bro, I am going ho.

Going Ho by gb1033 January 25, 2015

goat kiss 

To strike another person In the face with your forehead, while face to face in conversation, by surprise, for no reason, to initiate a fight, or to end a conversation or fight promptly if done with enough force. A head butt delivered promptly with haste, suprise and often no reason.

"I can't belive you just headbutted that bouncer! What hell!?!"

"It was just a little goat kiss, I had nothing but love... Anyways it was just a peck. I didn't know he was gonna fold up like that."

"I guess he cannot say you sucker punched him...."

goat kiss by onegoatboy May 26, 2015

GoofBag 

Someone who thinks they are being funny but they are just being mean. Often their mean comment will be followed by a "I was just kidding" even though they weren't.

"Get away. You strike me as the type of person that jerks off to cartoons." Carrie said.
"wow way to be a goofbag." said steven.
"i was just kidding."

GoofBag by philbobaggins August 4, 2016

Gosselink Syndrome 

A condition whereby a person has no talent or skill in his profession, and resorts to sucking dick for career security. It ends up becoming sever, as eventually all that the person does is suck on cock all of time, even resorting to using beard wax so that sperm doesn't crust up in his beard.

See the new kid following the boss around? He looks like he's coming down with Gosselink syndrome.

Gosselink Syndrome by EWSBBQEWewsgainy123 February 17, 2017