Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)

The dramatic curve either up or down due to the 5-point seat belt. specifically due to the "crotch" belt point.

John: dude i just got my new job as a pilot!

Mike: Really how is it?

John: Its all good but i am starting to get Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)

Mike: Oh shit..Darla is gonna be pissed.

John: yeah.....

by Godzirra! March 27, 2010

apple penis

Somthing that connor mclaughlin shouts at
the tv when his favorate show gets canceled late on a monday night |:

tv man- "*show name*has been caneled"
Conner-"APPLE PENIS!"

Caolan- "wtf?"

by A friend of a friend ;) October 12, 2008

thristy penis

a penis which has either been suffurcated, left in a dry sex hole or sun dried.. which needs to be rehydrated

Deejay:"man my penis is thristy"

skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"

Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"

by Swift December 13, 2003

rolling penis

an automobile that attracts chicks a.k.a pussy magnet

Did you see John's new car? It's a rolling penis.

by Carin M February 6, 2008

Frankenstein Penis

A penis that has been enlarged to unnatural sizes through the use of various devices and medications.

Last night I was with this guy who had a huge frankenstein penis.

by Jokerguy November 19, 2010

Portuguese Penis Predicament

The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.

Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!

Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.

Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?

by deftone_dude October 19, 2011

Slim Penis

Feminem. Rap star Eminem who cannot stimulate sexual pleasure to his now ex-wife, Kimberly Mathers through coitus.

Slim Penis has no problem inserting his penis into Dr. Gay's anus during a steamy night encounter.

by Femi-killah October 2, 2003