1 definition by deftone_dude
The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.
Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!
Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.
Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?
Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.
Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?
by deftone_dude October 19, 2011