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rehydrated 

From the word "dehydrated".

1. The refreshing feeling when one has consumed large amounts of water after a straining exercise or during an extremely hot day. Generally curing dehydration.

2. Also useable as a verb: to rehydrate.
Ex 1: In the euphoria that followed my rehydration I fell asleep naked on the floor.

Ex 2: Had I not rehydrated, I would surely have evaporated in the heat.
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Rehydration Station

n, the day after a long sesh when you can't drink enough cos your dehydrated.

v, a place where you can rehydrate
Jo & Jack were just off a sesh when they needed to top up their fluids after partying.

Jack: "I'm so thirsty Iv already drunk 3 cans of irn bru"

Jo: "That's cos we are at the rehydration station"

Dehydrated Dog 

When you are fucking a girl doggy style over a toilet, and while fucking her, make her drink out of either the toilet bowl itself or the tank behind the toilet, and she has to lap at it like a dog.
Person 1: I just fucked Karen like a dehydrated dog in my parents bathroom.
Person: Nice, I hope that water was clean.
Dehydrated Dog by ddog6969 August 30, 2009

dehydrated 

EXTRA DESPERATE, wanting some attention from someone who doesn't want you
(Girl) *calling ex boyfriend*: Hey are you busy?
(Man): Um, yeah out kickin it with my girl.
(Girl) : Oh really, well I want you to know I still want you and when you get through playing with her, you know where home is

(Man): Look I'll have to talk to you later
(Girl): That's fine, I still love you
(Man) *hangs up*
(Girl): He know he wasup
(Man): I wish this girl would stop calling me, I told her it was over

*Man's new girlfriend* :She not thirsty that bitch dehydrated, and she need a tall glass of move tha eff on!
dehydrated by Chyna Starr December 7, 2011

dehydrated water 

Hey bro! You want a can of dehydrated water?”
What the fuck is that?”
“Bro! It’s Air!”

rehydration 

Rehydration - When you're dehydrated you simply hydrate. I have no idea why some asshole added the "re" prefix.

Nutticus- "I'm so hungover, I need to rehydrate!"
Seemers - "Why don't you just hydrate?"
rehydration
rehydration by Butt-nut February 22, 2010

dehydrated meat curtains 

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...
Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.