CHOCOLATE PENiS 

the man on the chocolate axe commercials penis.

its yummy && tastes really good with whip cream.
NEW WAYS FOR A BLOJOB!!!!

:::his CHOCOLATE PENiS is yyyyyuuummmaaaayyyy!!

CHOCOLATE PENiS by k. B00M. :D July 2, 2009

operation iraqi penis 

president bush is against masturbation (www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity), so he wanted to INVADE Iraq to circumcise all iraqi males and teach them to stop masturbating (what heppened to sistani.org? bush wants to cover his mistakes!). Since females in iraq are very private, trying to do anything of that sort to them, would cause most muslims to hate the u.s. so bad, that it wouldn't be worth it. Even the great bush jr. is afraid of the islamic world to some extent (see him ticking lately?)

operation iraqi penis was later abondoned, when it was found out that Islam does not allow people to masturbate anyhow, and they do a good job of following. (but the great little bush still closed the access of sistani.org, and some others to cover his mistakes)

operation iraqi penis by mean while he turned people's attention on catching bin laden March 24, 2004

whale penis intake 

a very large diameter air intake pipe commonly found on ricer honda civics

The whale penis intake adds about 50 horsepower.

whale penis intake by dboyfromdahood November 17, 2011

Leaning Tower of Penis 

A variation of the Eiffel Tower.

As with the Eiffel Tower, this sexual act involves three participants: two men and a woman. One man is getting fellated, by the woman, whilst the other man is penetrating her vagina or anus.

Mid-coitus, the two men diagonally high-five each other, thus creating the lean.

Hey Mike, Amy is talking like she wants to get slammed by the Leaning Tower of Penis tonight, you down?

Leaning Tower of Penis by BehindtheHype May 7, 2010

purple penis

When u fuck in the butt so hard that it causes ur penis to fall off.

I fucked Will in the butt so hard...it gave me a purple penis.

purple penis by Willlovah March 26, 2004

e-penis 

Aside from the above definition "A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters", factors that shrivel the e-penis include mearly having world of warcraft installed on your computer & various other massive multiplayer online games, possesion/membership of any number of differnt types of caroon porn, frequenting lord of the rings chat rooms (only one return & that is of the Jedi!!!) and being a virgin while not being an e-virgin.

"My e-girlfriend, SuperSexy69Elf, was totally all over my e-penis last night in the Hobbit Sex chatroom."

e-penis by Damn Kaufman January 12, 2007

blunt penis

a short, stubby penis

does it really need one? i think blunt penis explains itself

blunt penis by lol_darren February 20, 2009