dumb cunt 

adolescents who take the meanings of English oriented words and turn them into slang or colloquial terminology.

Dude 1: How great was my party the other night?!
Dude 2: Um, i wasn't invited..
Dude 1: AWKIES.. *walks away*
Dude 2: It's awkward you illiterate dumb cunt.

dumb cunt by .jay. March 6, 2011

Trumpet Cunt

a person who is deficient in education, morals or wit and shows this when interacting with others.

"Matt shut it you trumpet cunt"

Trumpet Cunt by Chris Newton March 13, 2007

blunder cunt

An old school definition meaning one who takes a long time to accomplish an obljective due to an easily ditracted mind.

I sent that blunder cunt to the store four hours ago for milk.

blunder cunt by hung low November 25, 2007

clapped cunt 

A clapped cunt can be one of two meanings -

1) a cunt that has been slapped repeatedly creating a clap-like sound. (Insult)

~or~

2) A vagina that has "the clap" (meaning Clamidea)

- your welcome, yours faithfully,

Fred Weasley

"Alex you clapped cunt!"

"Kanye West is such a clapped cunt"
"Who clapped your cunt Elizabeth?!"

"I'm sorry Mrs Kardashian-West, but your test came back, you've got the clap"
"I heard that the Cougar at number 11 is spreading the clap more than the woman at number 12 is spreading her legs"

clapped cunt by FreddieWeasley December 30, 2016

chubby cunt 

An interesting insult to a fat person or just a regular person when you are mad, most effective on fat people

Conner!, you’re a chubby cunt!

chubby cunt by Disnigga09 January 3, 2018

cambodian cunt cake 

where you take a women's miscarriage bake it in the oven where it becomes bread then feed it to the women

a woman after having a miscarriage was sad and very hungry so her best friend put the miscarriage in the oven and gave it to her afterwords. which intern is a cambodian cunt cake

cambodian cunt cake by joey and danny October 20, 2008

smudge cunt 

When a woman has been having sex many times for atleast 2-3 days or more and hasnt bathed or washed her vagina

After three days in the hotel room, dan asked her to wash her smudge cunt so he could go downtown

smudge cunt by Spennyboo April 13, 2009