dick seat

When a girl wears a skirt and the front of the bike seat looks like a black dong!

Damn sally, wear a longer dress. You are showing dick seat!

by GangstaZ April 20, 2014

Dick Chill

Masculine variant of Douche Chill.

Tom: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on American Idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.

Mike: Tom, you're a guy, you don't get douche chills, you get dick chills.

by WolverineJesus October 23, 2011

Mangy dick

A dick with mange

Cheryl became possessed after mangy dick sex

by Cheryl Ash July 3, 2021

dick koala

When a girl likes her boyfriends dick so much that she clings to it like a koala

Gabby has been acting like a real dick koala ever since she started dating travis.

by cresttotalwhite March 29, 2017

mingo dick

When a guy falls asleep with his penis still inside during a drunk sex encounter.

Me: “Hey Kelsey what did you do last night?”
Kelsey: “I don’t really remember but I woke up getting mingo dicked and gum in my hair.”

by awesomesalad228 June 20, 2021

dick johnson

when someone is just being a straight up dick but you don't wanna be rude and call them a dick. you can just call them dick johnson.

"stop cheating dick johnson. "

by woooooooowww January 27, 2019

village dick

The genitals of a man who has fucked several women

He has a village dick.

Women should avoid village dick at all costs.

by Wondah March 9, 2015