Female Penis 

Also known as the clitoris (or clit for short), is regarded as the female penis for a few key factors:

1. It is the most sensitive part of the external female genitalia from which pleasure is derived (similar to the head of a penis)

2. It becomes longer and harder when aroused (similar to a penis)

The female penis is able to penetrate the man through reverse sex

Female Penis by Sweetpea & Baby Cakes February 1, 2008

The Cat's Penis

Noun: Similar to "The Bee's Knees", this saying was popular for a brief time in the late 1970s and early 1980s. The phrase connotes a feeling of excitement and approval.

I went to the Pearl Jam concert last night; their rendition of "Love Reign O'er Me" was The Cat's Penis.

The Cat's Penis by The Insight Provider July 16, 2009

Rawr Bear Penis 

Is a lifestyle movement created by memebers of the Florida heavy metal band Pre-emptive Strike. It's associated with the having of fun doing absolutly anything. Also, it's generally associated with raukus behavior, crude jokes, drinking, complete randomness, not caring what others think and generally having fun with everything and everyone. People involved in this movement will received nicknames based upon a funny incident in which they are assigned a random name. People may also recieve alter ego which they can spend the day under. It is said that the movement creates positive feelings and inner peace through having fun.

S.U.T.S: "Do you have your puppets?"
Pony: "of course, that's excactly what this bar needs, is a puppet show"
S.U.T.S "if you think it would work"
Pony: "Rawr bear penis"
S.U.T.S: "waist hugs?"

Rawr Bear Penis by Jean-Pierre Cunnilingus January 15, 2010

PoD: Penis of Destiny 

Legendary dick said to be wielded by a magical wizard who's powers rival that of Jesus himself.

Notable Figures in History who died searching for the PoD;
Billy Mays
Elvis Presley
2PAC
Steve Irwin
Adolf Hitler
Bruce Lee
John F. Kennedy
John Lennon
Pope John Paul II
Julius Caesar
Christopher Colombus

The PoD should not be taken lightly. It is said the one bearing the PoD shall rise again to conquer nations and your mothers pussy. If you encounter the chosen one shield your eyes for his mighty package will melt your face clean off.

Heed this warning and do not fall to the ill fate of those brave souls listed above.

PoD: Penis of Destiny

An ancient spanish manuscript translated from Latin reads:

Colombus sailed the ocean blue in 1492,
He found a cock the size of the Gibralter rock,
and he died a slow painfull face melting death.

PoD: Penis of Destiny by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin February 28, 2011

slimy penis

Noun:

Street Term: someone who is deceptive, shady, or very tricky.

Formal Definition: a very slick penis.

Street: 'Hey man, you see bob over there?'

" yeah, he's always lingering around and avoiding

people like he's up to something..."

'What a slimy penis...'

Formal: "Dan! Your penis is so hard to grasp! It such a

slimy penis"

slimy penis by The Mighty Sirrs June 2, 2011

Stevens Penis 

From the show steven universe stevens penis is always getting in the way of the mighty magaswords

Stevens penis is huge

Stevens Penis by Tombolate June 27, 2019

Galen's penis

It's a small cylinder shape filled with 7 and a half different kinds of stds. It's often confused for a belly button due to it's chodely nature. Don't get too close to this dick or else bad things will happen to you and your family. Warn your sisters, warn your mothers, and definitely warn your house pets, no one is safe

“Galen's penis was much too small to fit”.

Galen's penis by Jxt2002 July 19, 2016