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It's a small cylinder shape filled with 7 and a half different kinds of stds. It's often confused for a belly button due to it's chodely nature. Don't get too close to this dick or else bad things will happen to you and your family. Warn your sisters, warn your mothers, and definitely warn your house pets, no one is safe
“Galen's penis was much too small to fit”.
by Jxt2002 March 19, 2016
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As many of you know, Pokemon Go was released to the public not too long ago. This illness has had devastating affects on citizens, such as, walking around aimlessly like a demented zombie, disconnection from any contact whatsoever, and worse of all, looking like a total douche bag loser who should get a job at the grocery store instead of chasing around little fucking creatures that aren't actually there for a moments satisfaction. Please, if you know anybody who's fallen sick from this illness, do the humane thing, and put them down immediately.( As painful as possible)
" pokemon Go! is a gps accept with little creatures running around and nintendo's name on it, kinda like normal gps in japan"
by Jxt2002 July 31, 2016
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A very unique fellow, he's kinda scary, but sometimes mellow. He likes to compete, to be the best, but he loses his mellow, and gets beaten by the rest. He's usually a nice person, with a hint of rapey, he's sort of a douche, but at least he's not vaping. If you ever do fight him, he is a worthy foe, but sucks donkey balls, when it comes to Pokemon Go. He's good at sports, but suck complete cock at math, this is my best friend, Miles Rath
"Miles Rath, what a dweeb, amirite?"
by Jxt2002 July 31, 2016
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