whale penis 

Someone or something that is very annoying.

Lacie is a whale penis.

whale penis by doggyman45454 November 7, 2006

purple penis

after u fuck your penis turns purple because u fucked witout a condom

i fucked allie too much and i got purple penis

purple penis by alec February 20, 2004

Did you just say penis?

The ULTIMATE catchphrase, used by the ever-popular, yet imaginary, Daniel Shine.

Person 1: "Did you just say penis?"
Person 2: "Uh, no..."
Person 1: "Are you sure?"
Person 2: "...Yeah."
Person 1: "'Cause I could've SWORN you just said penis! WHOO!"
Person 2: "...You suck."
Person 1: "WHOO!"

Did you just say penis? by Dean March 27, 2005

innie penis

refers to a male reproductive organ when there is an undescended testicle; the reproductive organ of a masculine lesbian or the male reproductive organ that a dyke desires; refers to the reproductive organ of a hermaphrodite.

She has an innie penis.

innie penis by emnm1 December 10, 2009

popeye penis 

When the base of the penis shrivels up, but the tip remains at normal size; resembling popeye's arms.

I just came in from the cold and now I have a popeye penis.

popeye penis by Brye C. January 24, 2011

Maia's Penis

A genital infection of the penis, similar to genital warts.
The penis version of Athlete's Foot.

What's that on your penis, is it a wart? OH NO YOU HAVE MAIA'S PENIS GET TO THE HOSPITAL NOW

Maia's Penis by maiaisaninfection February 23, 2011

peanut butter and penis

when you stick your dick inside a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich and you have someone take a bite ;)

girl: hey dude, u wanna do peanut butter and penis with me
guy: sure!
*10 minutes later
guy:owww my godamn cock!

peanut butter and penis by mr badass 000 April 29, 2012