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Black Man Bluetooth 

(1) The recognition in any public or private space between two black males regardless of whether they have previously been introduced or not.
When I walk through Campus with Nigel, my Mandinka friend, it's like he has his Black Man Bluetooth turned on. He recognises every brother from here to Brixton. He tells me he's never met half of them.
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bluenose bastard 

Dirty horrible little creatures
always found in a small dump called small heath
population increses on a saturday at 3pm
then seems to die down at 5.15
after inevitably loosing
rare species outside small heath

oi ya dirty "BLUENOSE BASTARD" get back here an fight

legato bluesummers 

In the Japanese anime television series Trigun, a villain with psychic and telekinetic powers. In appearance, he has blue hair, yellow/amber eyes, and wears a white coat that is decorated with spikes and a human skull. Legato is a complete and utter sadist who obeys the orders of his master, Millions Knives, with absolute devotion. His purpose in life is to make Vash the Stampede, the show's protagonist, experience the true pain of life.
"Despite his sadistic and malicious tendencies, there are a lot of fangirls who are in love with Legato Bluesummers."
legato bluesummers by silverarm January 16, 2004
blu-ed Verb: The act of being hit by a blue turtle shell in Mario Kart.
Man, I was totaling owning on Rainbow Road until I got Blued!
Blued by Ginger twins October 6, 2011

Tired White Man Blues 

Form of pseudo-blues performed by a quartet or quintet of old, white men. The group usually features predictable guitar lines, fatigued saxophones, and enervated harmonicas.

One or more of the performers may be required to eat a fistful of blood thinners to last the entire set.

Practitioners of this form believe "Blues Brothers" is the best movie ever made and that Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton are the best guitar players to ever live.

This music is usually heard at an outdoor, summer family festival or a fall chili cooking contest.
Steve: Hey, remember that crappy tired white man blues band we saw at the book festival last year?
Allen: Oh yeah, with that saxophone player wearing the stupid Blind Faith t-shirt.
Steve: Remember they had to stop half-way through "I'm a Soul Man" because somebody charged the stage with a revolver?
Allen: Right, I think a couple of event volunteers hung themselves after that set.
Steve: Good times, good times.
A person, usually a girl, with blue hair.
KOS-MOS is a very good-looking bluenette.
bluenette by Mikoshi September 22, 2004

blueneck 

A redneck who votes Democrat. May be a Dixiecrat in the tradition of Harry Truman or Lyndon Johnson, who did not abandon his roots and become a Republican in the 1980s. For example, U.S. Rep. Dan Boren (D-Oklahoma). Often fiscally conservative, pro-military, pro-states' rights, pro-family values, yet supportive of civil liberties and some limited form of government assistance for the truly needy.
That guy has a Hillary Clinton sticker and a NASCAR sticker on his truck? Must be a blueneck.
blueneck by ElOjo August 22, 2007