Wonk

Someone who thinks it really be how it be but it don't.

Jonathan is a wonk

by Yeetus Maximus February 26, 2019

Wonk

While in the middle of a sentence, you contract autism.

"Jet fuel can't melt steel, Masyn. Wonk now."

by Yeetus Maximus February 26, 2019

Wonk Wink

The act of being flirtatious in a silly way. Also could be used to describe the act of bringing someone to your basement or to uncle Dan.

Oh my gosh did you see Sunne pull a wonk wink on Jewdia?

by Niglet Fetus March 24, 2019

Wonkelton

A male specimen with questionable and disproportionate facial features, that somehow attract young and confused ladies.

Lady 1 - Oh my god! how HOT is that fella!
Lady 2 - What the bleeping hell?! That wonky man?
Lady 1 - What do you mean wonky man?
Lady 2 - I mean... He's a wonkelton!
Lady 1 - Oh no! not again!

by donkeyofthewonkey69 August 11, 2019

Wonk

An extremely racist word for Indian people from India

*Indian- hey where can I find curry in LA.

*White guy- STFU you stupid wonk.

*Indian- oh you right I so stupid

by Catmuncherthegreat September 4, 2019

Wonk

A term used is metalworking to alter a piece, typically with bare hands and a measure of brute force to warp / twist / bend / compress or otherwise adjust to the shape desired.

“Did you finish matching the arch on both those fenders?”
“Yeah, the left side just needed one final wonk to sit correctly.”

by Turnt Up December 2, 2019

Wonk

A person who is the absolute worst and deserve the death penalty

Bruh, mikayla is such a wonk because she is so selfish

by Juan Diego III December 3, 2019