Weekend Girl

The girl that every boy wants but would never date. She's good for a weekend, or when your girl is on vacation. She could be amazing in every aspect, but she just isn't the type to date. She's the girl you want to spend Friday through Sunday with, and have an amazing time. But when it's time to bring a girl home to your mom, it isn't her. She isn't wife material. She's just a weekend girl. She's fun, spontaneous, loud, passionate. But way to much to have in a long-term relationship. Most weekend girls know what they are. And most can't figure out why.

Oh she's just a weekend girl, I'd never actually date her.
I don't get it, why am I just a weekend girl to these guys?

by Leslie10 December 23, 2014

mid-week crisis

When you get up early and go to bed late all week, and around Wednesday morning you start feeling that you can not continue this without getting a proper sleep first.

- Why didn't you come to school yesterday?
-Er.. I was having a mid-week crisis.

by VikiOfReadin March 6, 2009

two week rule

If you've been putting some task off for at least two weeks, then you can completely blow it off, because you've proven that it's possible to live without the completion of said task.

You've been meaning to investigate that funny noise your car engine makes in the morning, but after two weeks, there has still been no fiery explosion, so the two week rule applies, and you're safe to forget about it.

by legocreations February 8, 2010

Mountain Weekend

One of the most exciting weekends in college, spent in cabins in the mountains getting hammered, getting laid, and raging like the world's about to end.

Girl 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Girl 2: I'm going to XYZ's Mountain Weekend, I've been painting my cooler all week and am ready to get absolutely wrecked.

by RageFace98 November 6, 2011

National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week

Celebrated between July 20th and July 26th. This holiday was created by 2 disgruntled young women in July of 2009 with the tagline "Do you know a doucheface or stupid bitch?"

Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.

"Dude, National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week is coming up. I can't wait to warn Trisha's new boyfriend about her psychotic facebook checkups on her men."

by TheOriginalTaryn July 23, 2009

Leafs Weekend

When a guy (or girl) does so bad at picking up someone of the opposite sex at an event it is said they played it like the Toronto Maple Leafs

"Bro did you get any action at the party on saturday?"
"Naw man, I was rejected 3 times!"
"Man it sounds like you had a leafs weekend."

by Tanner Cullen November 1, 2009

Double XP Weekend

on certain weekends, call of duty makes every kill worth double expeireince points. Then people rank like a bitch and play call of duty all weekend to rank up faster. Some people play as much as 48 hours. and then, thats when you call someone a no life for good.

"yo did you play cod all weekend?"
"Ya Double XP Weekend was sick"

by FUZZCCF March 7, 2009