An investment banker who has to go to the bathroom and rub one out every time he sees "69" on his excel sheet. This usually takes place 8-10 times a day.
by s. pole September 24, 2014
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1. Those that consume alcoholic beverages and inhabit an extrovert, boisterous (and commonly aggressive) nature when the sun is out - mostly persons from a 'chavvy' background.
1. Those that consume alcoholic beverages and inhabit an extrovert, boisterous (and commonly aggressive) nature when the sun is out - mostly persons from a 'chavvy' background.
by sophisticated_unicornsie May 27, 2013
Get the Sunshine wankers mug.A promo wanker is an annoying skid mark from the underpants of society who will stop at nothing to get people to attend their nightclub's event. Usually a seedy male or a slutty female. They are the epitome of low and will not believe that their job is not a real one.
by Cockney46 April 22, 2014
Get the promo wanker mug.Owns a Noble Car. Lives sleeps and breathes Noble. Works away but moved the girlfriend in just to keep an eye on his baby. Removes the steering wheel so nobody can drive it not even himself. Visits the garage daily to smile at his Noble and give it a little polish.
Move in with me babe! You can look after my car when I'm away! Make sure she's safe and sound. I love you but I love the car more or you wouldn't be here...Car sitter! I'm a Noble Wanker!
by Anonanon555 August 11, 2016
Get the Noble Wanker mug.The feeling you sometimes get when you've finished having a wank, in that you feel disgusted with yourself. Similar to PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).
by TheBigDeeeeee November 10, 2015
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