The scale by which the colour of pee is measured. From 0 to 10, 10 being pretty much orange. There is also a pulp scale measuring the amount of pulp in the pee. There are two ways of measuring pee, the toileted method, and the mid-stream method. The mid-stream method usually gives more accurate results, as different toilet designs can alter the perceived colour of the pee when using the toileted method.
Kevin: Shit man, that was like a 9 with a pulp factor of 7 on the pee scale!
Angela: You should visit the doctor.
Angela: You should visit the doctor.
by EuroChemist November 01, 2017
A napkin you tuck under dick while you are peeing, this way you do not get pee on you pants from splash back or shaking it out.
by Ryan Tucker17 April 24, 2017
by Xaulbius June 26, 2010
Girl #1: What's that in your underwear?
Girl #2 (embarrassed): Oh, that's pee crust. I forgot to wipe everything off...
Girl #2 (embarrassed): Oh, that's pee crust. I forgot to wipe everything off...
by lmaolololol June 15, 2017
by Reggie from Nintendo March 22, 2021
pee bar (n.)
A magic bar that appears when your bladder is full. It is often in reference to video game fanatics. As your bladder empties, the pee bar animated, slowly retreats back to nothing.
A magic bar that appears when your bladder is full. It is often in reference to video game fanatics. As your bladder empties, the pee bar animated, slowly retreats back to nothing.
Video game nerd (1): My pee bar is full.
Video game nerd (2): Better go empty it before it explodes.
Both snort and giggle.
Video game nerd (2): Better go empty it before it explodes.
Both snort and giggle.
by geckopaws February 13, 2012
by EIEIO July 06, 2014