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Pee-Goggles

Related to Beer Goggles. An imaginary object worn when a public area which usually would not be acceptable as a pee spot, seems suddenly acceptable due to the extreme urgency that a person must pee.
Dude, you shouldn't have peed in front of that lady's living room window." "Sorry man. I had massive pee-goggles on!
by Whopissedonmyfries August 10, 2010
mugGet the Pee-Gogglesmug.

pee scale

The scale by which the colour of pee is measured. From 0 to 10, 10 being pretty much orange. There is also a pulp scale measuring the amount of pulp in the pee. There are two ways of measuring pee, the toileted method, and the mid-stream method. The mid-stream method usually gives more accurate results, as different toilet designs can alter the perceived colour of the pee when using the toileted method.
Kevin: Shit man, that was like a 9 with a pulp factor of 7 on the pee scale!
Angela: You should visit the doctor.
by EuroChemist November 1, 2017
mugGet the pee scalemug.

park and pee

Dad needs to stop at the park and pee so I can get something to drink and use the restroom.
by cclevenger March 27, 2009
mugGet the park and peemug.

Pee Knuckle

A game where you and a friend sit on the ground across from eachother, with your feet touching. The first to kick the other in the balls first wins.
Me and my brother played Pee Knuckle when I was 7, I'm starting to think that's why I can't have kids now..
by Light Refactor May 20, 2019
mugGet the Pee Knucklemug.

Pee Feeling

The feeling you get when you're turned on.
"Yo when Nicholas was eating me out last night I totally got the pee feeling"
by rachelthequeen September 1, 2016
mugGet the Pee Feelingmug.

pee pod

"Oh good, there's a pee pod along the parade route."
by EIEIO July 6, 2014
mugGet the pee podmug.

pee nigga

"Ayo, we got a pee nigga in my ass!"
by 100% a black man January 1, 2021
mugGet the pee niggamug.

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