Cactus Drunk

Especially drunk on Mezcal

bro, don't let him do the math, boy's cactus drunk.

by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024

senior cactus

The COOLEST superhero ever to exist. He is able to defeat one punch man one hit with his glorious attacks!!

Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.

Guy1:Woah i want to be just like senior cactus when i grow up.
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!

by Robot_454857375 July 11, 2017

Humble Cactus

Humble Cactus is a phrase used to refer to someone being a bitch. It is used in Minecraft because of the Microsoft chat reporting system. Another variation of this is Recap.

Hey (insert Minecraft Gamertag) stop being a Humble Cactus!

by Bamblue_1043 August 8, 2022

Cactus Surprise

When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.

Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*

by Rhukebab January 26, 2016

CACTUS

(C.A.C.T.U.S.) an acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.”

Often used in place of calling police officers “pigs” and more covert than “ACAB”

“Just got pulled over by a CACTUS for doing seven MPH over the speed limit.”

“Can you believe that guy’s a cop now? What a CACTUS.”

by KCHooligan January 26, 2024

Cactus Picker

Ethnic slur for an Arab. Similar to calling a black person a "Cotton Picker"

Shutup up you dirty cactus picker!

by Massa'sWife October 19, 2020

Cactus-Pussy

When she hasn't shaved in a hot minute and there is a cold breeze and or she was sitting in cold water making all of the hairs on her body pointed.

"I tried to have the intercourse with her" said Fouaad "but my pikestaff got caught up on her cactus-pussy. I really wish she would have used conditioner."

by justmadethisaccountjustnow August 24, 2025