Eye Vomit

Something so hideous looking, it makes your eyes throw up a little bit.

Did you see those Denver Broncos throwback uniforms? They made me eye vomit!

Lady Gaga's MTV performance was a real eye vomit moment.

by Goggles Paisano, Jr. October 13, 2009

Rotti eyes

The look a person gives when they are both angry and horny. Also known as rottweiler eyes.

I left her hotel room and she looked at me with those rotti eyes.

by Finnkle February 18, 2019

sharp eyes

Somebody with a keen eye. They can spot a defect from a mile away.

That Angela has sharp eyes. She spotted a maggot in a tonne of rice !

by Mungbuster86 April 18, 2018

Dank eye

The redness and irritation in your eyes that's caused by using some danky ass kush

Dad: "Son, have you been smoking that new danky ganja I've been hearing a lot about lately?"
Son: "Nah man."
Dad: "How dare you lie to me, you've got the dank eye I knew it!"

by Buttany May 12, 2014

pork eye

when you poke yourself in the eye, and get a lil bit of pork in it.

"Pork eye... that's definitely something on urban dictionary..." - Stevie Levine

by rip_moochelle April 18, 2023

no eyes on glass

No eyes on glass is a network monitoring term widely used in the operations world. It's origin is believed to have come out of one of the AT&T centers. Essentially, it means techs do not have to monitor crap. They can just be lazy and wait for a ticketing system to do all the work for them. But it really doesn't make any sense, because even though you aren't looking at the monitoring glass, you have to look at the ticketing glass.

In our monitoring center we have no eyes on glass.

by Alejandro1 November 7, 2013

Eye Karma

The unfortunate cause and effect scenario that occurs to a person's eye or eye area as a result of a past deviant act of performing carnal knowledge to someone's eye socket.

George had a past sexual indiscretion with someone’s eye socket. Years later, eye karma visited George when during a rifle shoot, a shell casing tumbled perfectly and wedged between his safety glasses and his eye lid. His eye lid was seared. Poor George.

by JoeyD-PSC June 17, 2019