n. Person who mistakenly thinks he is a vampire. Individual who dresses like Drakula to emulate a creature of the night.
Gatherings in which vampirism is the primary theme, and those attending are dressed like fang-tards.
by cHup_Acabra July 13, 2009
someone being a jerk and a retard unknowingly. randomly and innocently abusing other people out of sheer oblivion
Biff: Dude, check out this pic of this chick I'm stalking. It's on my facebook account.
Pepe: Dude, you're a jerk tard. Now everyone knows you're trying to screw over your girlfriend, including her cause she can see your facebook posts.
Pepe: Dude, you're a jerk tard. Now everyone knows you're trying to screw over your girlfriend, including her cause she can see your facebook posts.
by Big Toe Lover June 02, 2010
by Bgeezy February 26, 2014
1. The population that frequents wal-mart across the country.
2. any rude, obnoxious, barefoot, rednecked, gap-toothed, no-driving, uninsured, uneducated, uncivilized, slipper-wearing, wife-beating, Bud-chugging mongoloid seen in Wal-Mart or in Wal-Mart's parking lot.
2. any rude, obnoxious, barefoot, rednecked, gap-toothed, no-driving, uninsured, uneducated, uncivilized, slipper-wearing, wife-beating, Bud-chugging mongoloid seen in Wal-Mart or in Wal-Mart's parking lot.
I hate going grocery shopping. There are wal-tards everywhere!
I almost ran over a wal-tard on their cell phone..I fucking hate wal-mart!
I almost ran over a wal-tard on their cell phone..I fucking hate wal-mart!
by Irate Consumer December 22, 2006
This refers to 90% of women and there inability to make logical and common sense decisions.
The only way to deal with them is to treat every woman as a she-tard till proven otherwise.
How? Explain things to them like you would a blonde and hope they dont make a mistake
The only way to deal with them is to treat every woman as a she-tard till proven otherwise.
How? Explain things to them like you would a blonde and hope they dont make a mistake
by $hawn January 20, 2006
Don was the class clown. Don stuck pencils up his nose, and made the class laugh, however, Don tripped on his loose shoe laces and impacted the pencils into his head and had to go to the nurse. What an ard-tard!
by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 08, 2006
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