wang-tard

idiot, stupid, queerwig, scheisskopf, ding dong, dongle, cwapface, butt pirate, rear admiral etc.
matt you wang-tard! you scratched my anchor!
by wraith August 30, 2004
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tard-wang

Hey tard-wang, quit that shit before I slap you upside the head.
by Bgeezy March 05, 2014
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