Adventurd Tards are Un-Humans that Make up Random Reasons why Adventure time is Better than Regular Show. They say that Regular Show uses the Same Plot over and Over again. that's Because Adventurd Tards havent seen Most of the Episodes. Regular show has Alot of Good Ideas Eg Terror Tales of the Park, Exit 9B. Adventurd Tards also think Adventurd Time is Better because of the Popularity. WHO CARES ABOUT THE POPULARITY!. Most of those People on the Popularity List are Kids. Regular show is More Mature. They also say that Because it was Made 1st. Wow Just because Something was Made 1st. BTW I Don't hate Adventure time.
Me: What's Better Adventurd Time or Regular Show
Friend: Adventure Time
Me: ok.... Explain Why
Friend: Regular Show uses the Same Plot over and over 1st its just Mordecai & Rigby arguing, then they take it to the Extreme
Me: Really? are you F**king Serious
Friend: Why is adventure time more popular then?
Me: Most of the Fans are Kids. Adventurd Tards these days....
Friend: Adventure Time
Me: ok.... Explain Why
Friend: Regular Show uses the Same Plot over and over 1st its just Mordecai & Rigby arguing, then they take it to the Extreme
Me: Really? are you F**king Serious
Friend: Why is adventure time more popular then?
Me: Most of the Fans are Kids. Adventurd Tards these days....
by bigDood247 April 28, 2013

n. Person who mistakenly thinks he is a vampire. Individual who dresses like Drakula to emulate a creature of the night.
Gatherings in which vampirism is the primary theme, and those attending are dressed like fang-tards.
by cHup_Acabra July 13, 2009

by wraith August 30, 2004

1. The population that frequents wal-mart across the country.
2. any rude, obnoxious, barefoot, rednecked, gap-toothed, no-driving, uninsured, uneducated, uncivilized, slipper-wearing, wife-beating, Bud-chugging mongoloid seen in Wal-Mart or in Wal-Mart's parking lot.
2. any rude, obnoxious, barefoot, rednecked, gap-toothed, no-driving, uninsured, uneducated, uncivilized, slipper-wearing, wife-beating, Bud-chugging mongoloid seen in Wal-Mart or in Wal-Mart's parking lot.
I hate going grocery shopping. There are wal-tards everywhere!
I almost ran over a wal-tard on their cell phone..I fucking hate wal-mart!
I almost ran over a wal-tard on their cell phone..I fucking hate wal-mart!
by Irate Consumer December 29, 2006

This refers to 90% of women and there inability to make logical and common sense decisions.
The only way to deal with them is to treat every woman as a she-tard till proven otherwise.
How? Explain things to them like you would a blonde and hope they dont make a mistake
The only way to deal with them is to treat every woman as a she-tard till proven otherwise.
How? Explain things to them like you would a blonde and hope they dont make a mistake
by $hawn January 20, 2006

Don was the class clown. Don stuck pencils up his nose, and made the class laugh, however, Don tripped on his loose shoe laces and impacted the pencils into his head and had to go to the nurse. What an ard-tard!
by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

My friend is smart when it comes to many things, but retarded when it comes to others...so she is my smart-tard friend.
by Brandalyn November 8, 2007
