switchcraft

The art of word fumble, then recovery.

"Obviously, we gotta stand with our North Korean allies," "And we're also bound by prudence to stand with our South Korean allies, yes," Got to admit that is pretty good switchcraft.

by Guido1 November 30, 2010

switch hit

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Ambixdextrous self-pleasure.

Joe had to switch hit when he broke his right hand.

by Henkinfoinc November 2, 2014

Spitchy

A spicer way of saying spicy or hot

" I felt like a sausage in a sausage wrap"

"A damn spitchy sausage"

by oldhag May 24, 2017

ipse switchit

Something given much merit by a seller but not proven to work as well as the buyer's first choice. A "bait-and-switch" tactic. Punning on the legal term "ipse dixit" (something asserted but unproven) and "Ipswich".

That home electronics store really rooked me on the MP3 player. They gave me one that cost me more than the one I really wanted, and this one doesn't sound as good. Looks like a case of ipse switchit!

by pentozali October 9, 2007

Cheesey Switch

A really fat, smelly woman that doesn't wash her "switch" for months, even years. It gives off the odor of Parmesan cheese mixed with dirty nappy/tampon.

Naz: "Hey what the hell is that stink?"

Ryan: "It's fuckin Cheesey Switch."

Naz: "What the fuck? Does she even wash that switch of hers? I bet it has dregs of dried up blow and piss in there."

Ryan: "It's one hellava cheesey switch, man."

by Itallian Stallian August 9, 2008

Banana Switch

when a guy covers his penis with whipped cream and then puts a cherry on the tip of the phallus. The female awaiting fellatio is then asked to close her eyes. A turd that is roughly the same size as the penis (also covered in whipped cream) is forced into her open mouth.

-"Hey Chad, I choked that bitch with a banana switch!"
-"Shit is gross."

by pdur69 March 12, 2010

pronoun switch

A tool used by people dating someone of the same gender to show someone that they are indeed not straight. This involves using the pronoun of their same-gender significant other instead of the one suggested by the person who asked.

James: Do you have a boyfriend yet?
Lily: Actually, my girlfriend and I just moved in together.
James: Wait, girlfriend?
Lily: Yes.
James: Oh, I'm happy for you! *walks off*
Later on...
Nancy: Hey! How are you?
Lily: Oh, I'm great, I just had to use the pronoun switch on James.
Nancy: Sorry.
Lily: It's annoying, but it's fine.

by slategrey September 13, 2017