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boof some doof

This a term most often used when someone wants to shove food up their ass for sustenance. To boof something is when you insert something inside your rectum. Food spelled backwards is doof, which is used for rhyming purposes in this case.
Person 1: Hey, are you hungry?
Person 2: Yeah definitely, but this gum tastes really good right now so I'm just gonna boof some doof.
by pretingers December 13, 2018
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Slam some rails

you wanna go to the bathroom so we can slam some rails !?!?
by somethign November 14, 2009
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Want some gum?

Game, usually played in a locker room or sports setting, in which one gets a friend or teammate to look down at their exposed scrotum by saying," Want some gum?" If they look they get kicked in the ass numerous times and you get to call them gay for a long time.
At a therapist office.
Therapist: So tell me what happened Billy.
Billy: Well, I was in the locker room getting ready for practice when Ryan called to me from across the room. He said, " Want some gum? " , and so I turned around thinking he'd throw me a stick of gum, but there they were.... I'll never ever get that horrible image out of my head.
by BIG+MACK May 8, 2008
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hammer some bush

It's Friday night and I want to hammer some bush.
by vanwanker January 9, 2009
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throw some mud

by potocki July 10, 2007
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some sort of cunt

A person, largely unknown to the observer, who exhibits a specifically cunty aspect of behaviour, yet the extent of their actual cuntiness is unknown - the only indicator is the observed cuntish aspect of behaviour, thus they can only be very generally categorised.
"That bloke is wearing a trilby hat to work - he must be some sort of cunt"

"New guy drinks trim flat whites - he must be some sort of cunt"
by mudhut September 24, 2014
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laid some pipe

When you get trucked in football or another contact sport
Damn dude, that guy just laid some pipe on you.
by pseudonym3333333333 January 2, 2014
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