It's 'their' not 'they're'. You're being a total Jean-Simon.
by Patate Molle May 27, 2022
Get the Jean-Simon mug.Stemming from a Rule 34 image featuring Alvin and the Chipmunks receiving head from their respective Chippette, a Simonist refers to one who believes that Simon is the Chipmunk Receiving the Best Head. Unfortunately, this is incorrect as Simon is not Receiving the Best Head, and therefore the term has become synonymous with “retard”.
Simonist: “I believe that Simon is receiving the best head.”
Theodorian and Alvinist: “Oh no, here we go... the Simonist is at it again...”
Simonist: “Please don’t call me that...”
Because even the Simonist knows that it is shameful to be a Simonist.
Theodorian and Alvinist: “Oh no, here we go... the Simonist is at it again...”
Simonist: “Please don’t call me that...”
Because even the Simonist knows that it is shameful to be a Simonist.
by Microwave.io September 19, 2019
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1. a term used to describe an annoying bastard who goes around and fucks up people's lives.
2. a grumpy, selfish person who shows no respect for others
2. a grumpy, selfish person who shows no respect for others
1. Man do you know that kid over there?
2. Yea, I know him.
1. I got accused of cheating because of him.
2. Me too, he is such a simon!
2. Yea, I know him.
1. I got accused of cheating because of him.
2. Me too, he is such a simon!
by AntiSimon2 August 11, 2010
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(1) The act of converting a formally planned project with approved documentation and structure into something that now resembles the innards of tin of Heinz Spaghetti.
(2) The abililty to write a complete sentence of drivel without punctuation or in any particular order, and send it out to a large audience within ones organisation.
(3) Acute Simonitis is the ability to write such a sentence defined in (2) and then to further produce a second diatribe to a slightly different but equally large audience, with the second diatribe completely at odds with the first.
(2) The abililty to write a complete sentence of drivel without punctuation or in any particular order, and send it out to a large audience within ones organisation.
(3) Acute Simonitis is the ability to write such a sentence defined in (2) and then to further produce a second diatribe to a slightly different but equally large audience, with the second diatribe completely at odds with the first.
(a) An example of simonitis in action: "So is was what happen to the next phase before the delivery in effect what is going to be late and no changes, is thats okay ?"
(b) An example of simonitis in action: "As part of the end of project closure for the end of the project, where going to bring the en tyre project team to a rendishun by Crosby Stills and Young and Nash and Young. And Stills."
(c) An example of a previous sufferer of the end result of simonitis: "Are we in agreement about the next phase of the project, or do you want to Simonize that ?"
(b) An example of simonitis in action: "As part of the end of project closure for the end of the project, where going to bring the en tyre project team to a rendishun by Crosby Stills and Young and Nash and Young. And Stills."
(c) An example of a previous sufferer of the end result of simonitis: "Are we in agreement about the next phase of the project, or do you want to Simonize that ?"
by frankbones February 10, 2007
Get the Simonitis mug.• SIMON LEGREE (noun)
The noun SIMON LEGREE has 2 senses:
1. a cruel employer who demands excessive work from the employees
Meaning:
A cruel employer who demands excessive work from the employees
Classified under:
Nouns denoting people
Synonyms:
Simon Legree; slave driver
Hypernyms ("Simon Legree" is a kind of...):
employer (a person or firm that employs workers)
2. the cruel slave dealer in an anti-slavery novel by Harriet Beecher Stowe
Meaning:
The cruel slave dealer in an anti-slavery novel by Harriet Beecher Stowe
Classified under:
Nouns denoting people
Instance hypernyms:
character; fictional character; fictitious character (an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story))
The noun SIMON LEGREE has 2 senses:
1. a cruel employer who demands excessive work from the employees
Meaning:
A cruel employer who demands excessive work from the employees
Classified under:
Nouns denoting people
Synonyms:
Simon Legree; slave driver
Hypernyms ("Simon Legree" is a kind of...):
employer (a person or firm that employs workers)
2. the cruel slave dealer in an anti-slavery novel by Harriet Beecher Stowe
Meaning:
The cruel slave dealer in an anti-slavery novel by Harriet Beecher Stowe
Classified under:
Nouns denoting people
Instance hypernyms:
character; fictional character; fictitious character (an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story))
Simon Legree is the Democrat equivalent to the Republican Uncle Tom.
Barack Obama equals Simon Legree.
Barack Obama equals Simon Legree.
by Intelligence Incarnate December 6, 2011
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