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Challenge based service

Is a uniquely created, social media enhanced, campaign that engages a community of individuals, specifically GEN-Y, and rewards them and their friends for their participation and comments.

Beaconize.me is at the cutting edge of this social revolution.
Beaconize.me is at the cutting edge of this social revolution by designing custom challenge based services.
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Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP
Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.
by Al Golston November 20, 2011
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top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.
Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.
by ellemnopee May 16, 2014
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asshole of service

A tactless, classless and antagonistic person who refuses to be called out on their sh*t.

They are famous for retorting with "snowflake" name-calling when confronted.
Emcee at a debate: " and for our first candidate, we have--"

Heckler yelling in the crowd: "HERE COMES THE BABY KILLING TRAITOR NOW, WE SHOULD BURN 'EM--"

Girl 1 in crowd to Girl 2: "Who? I couldn't hear what..."

Heckler to Girl 1: " what's your problem snowflake, can't handle what I'm saying? Need a safe space to cry in? "

Girl 1 to Heckler: "Calm the f*ck down dude, I'm here to watch the debate just like you and can't hear a damn thing!"

Girl 2 to Girl 1: "Don't mind this clownstick, he's just trying to be the asshole of service to get folks riled up like his hyfey ass."
by Lanky Cougar August 13, 2017
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Middle east church service

When you have a public execution of 12 or more people
That was some middle east church service, there we over 17 people attending
by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017
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Turbo Trainer Service

A fictional service used to justify lack of participation in virtual cycling events.
Sorry I cant race tonight because my turbo trainer service.
by c0aster January 24, 2018
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Terms Of Service

A long long text of rules and regulations of a software or anything.
If you violate our Terms Of Service, you will be hanged by your boss Lil Tay!
by Mxlvxn September 8, 2018
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