schlöng

The schlöng (common name) : The schlöng is a type of silly stupid person that makes a lot of mistake without knowing fear or shame. The schlong is always having fun, whether of himself or the others. The schlong has very deep introspection that can never be expressed, that's why its braincells would stink like death if it were to be extract from him/her. The smell is unimanigable.

To schlöng (verb) : to stink from the inside.

The schlong him/herself : Do you want to play ping pong ?
A friend : No, because you're schlönging.

by Anne Thon May 9, 2023

Sciona

Sciona has no definition. Just know that a woman with that name is a woman who is beautiful all around especially from the heart!

Hey y’all hear about that new girl sciona????? She is just different in all good ways😩😩😩

by Black Zach July 10, 2023

schlongbabong

Schlongbabong

Schlongbabong

by xkikdtykcxjf August 2, 2023

schlonga longa

A person with a long ass ding dong, dick, penis, phallus, gentalia even.

Wow, that guy in that tree has SUCH a big schlonga longa!

by David(BFDI) August 6, 2023

Schlongaurant

SCHLONGAURANT. A public establishment where meales are served by handsome and scanty-dressed waiters to paying female customers.

"I want to go to a schlongaurant. Any ideas?"
"Yea, lets go to Talkywackers and get a short rib sandwich."

by Mozart72 May 31, 2023

Schlonchy

Something that looks like a rape gone overboard

That paint looks quite schlonchy

by Blackmonkey33ilikemenwo June 4, 2023

Schlonging

Schlong + longing.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.

In that moment she was schlonging so hard for David her panties started to moisten

by Lucius Darko June 10, 2023