pumpatorium

Gym or gymnasium. Coined by the characters Hanz & Franz (Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon) on SNL.

Hear me now and listen to me in Ten Thousand light years, we'd like to take this time to announce the opening of our new gym in Wayne, New Jersey. That's right. Ya! It's called the Pumpatorium!

by forkalsrud June 1, 2007

pumpernuts

Testicles on the severely obese, which are surrounded by a thick later of ripply fat inside the scrotum.

That dude is 600 pounds? He must have a bitchin' pair of pumpernuts!

His wife must gag everytime she gets a glimpse of his sweaty pumpernuts.

by Sam888 July 18, 2007

Pump Fucked

The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:

A) Out of order

OR

B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop

Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."

by JBone007 June 17, 2009

Pumped into the Donkey

A sound beating of one football team by another, by four goals to one.

Did you see the game yesterday? England were pure Pumped into the Donkey by Germany!!!

by Steven_McCrory July 1, 2010

pumpjack

A redneck term for lubricant mainly referring to Astroglide.

Ex. Baby reach in the drawer and pull out that pumpjack you're a little dry.

by pumpjack69 July 23, 2014

pumping pink

The act of throttling a vagina. Thrusting in and out like a piston on a pickup truck.

Bro, Me and John were out at the club on Saturday. We met up with some females and lets just say by the end of the night, we were pumping pink until the sun came up.

by Whale? February 24, 2015

plumpkin roulette

Just like a plumpkin, but with the added element of surprise.

After sneaking into the ladies toilet, Adrian lay in wait with his soup and a sandwich for an afternoonn of plumpkin roulette

by Spontaneous Inflection March 30, 2017