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top brexit geez, mad ball knowledge. Typically addicted to twitter. Preferably a cov fan.
Nealon's got a bird? Don't tell me he's back with his clapped-arse ex-yat Jess again.
Nealon by nealons mate May 25, 2023

John Nealon's Radioactive Gravy

A container filled with left over gravy from restaurants over the past few years, amalgamated in a disgustingly-beautiful concoction and horded by the titular John Nealon for himself, used in every meal.
'Hey, Sharone, are you going to John Nealon's 67th Birthday party on June 26th 2026?"
"Obviously, Connor, I heard that he's serving his signature Radioactive Gravy!"
"You mean John Nealon's Radioactive Gravy?!? Heck yeah!"
Smart,loving and caring person.He is also good looking and sexy.Friendly with others and gentle with women.
He is so hot ,he's like a Nelon

Blake nealing

Taking something extremely seriously or getting vexed at teammates for no reason
Brian: Are we blake nealing

Dafys: Too fucking right son
Blake nealing by Crouchwalk0161 August 8, 2019

Nolan O'nealing 

The act of slapping someone's ass.
I was nolan o'nealing this girl while she was giving me head.
Nolan O'nealing by redbum4life April 28, 2010

jake newlon 

A small creature that is commonly found in the Florida swamp. He is known for his quick and ferocious anger. He is also commonly known as the Rat King, if you ever see a “newlon” wearing a tin-foil hat you should run.
My uncle was killed by a Jake Newlon
jake newlon by minecraftmemes February 4, 2020