A container filled with left over gravy from restaurants over the past few years, amalgamated in a disgustingly-beautiful concoction and horded by the titular John Nealon for himself, used in every meal.
'Hey, Sharone, are you going to John Nealon's 67th Birthday party on June 26th 2026?"
"Obviously, Connor, I heard that he's serving his signature Radioactive Gravy!"
"You mean John Nealon's Radioactive Gravy?!? Heck yeah!"
A small creature that is commonly found in the Florida swamp. He is known for his quick and ferocious anger. He is also commonly known as the Rat King, if you ever see a “newlon” wearing a tin-foil hat you should run.