Pseudo-Douche

A genuinely decent person who plays the douche card to conceal their own inadaquacies or feelings. Usually tries to please everyone by making jokes that fall just short of the verge of edgy.

Broseph, I thought that dude Chad was a total dick, but he's just a pseudo-douche. He can come to the party tomorrow if he can handle his liquor.

by Just-Ice, man. July 7, 2009

Pseudofication

The act of giving someone a nickname whether or not they want one. Only attains to nicknames that are in the vicinity of hilarity.

Tim: I'm going to pseudofy Dan! Dan, you will now be refered to as Danny the Douchebag!

Dan: I hate Pseudofication

by Tokerovinz November 9, 2009

Pseudo Hair Flip

A hair flip done by someone who doesn't actually have hair. Therefore it is simply a gesture equivalent to a hair flip. It can be used to mock someone, to show disgust or disdain, or just to be flamboyant.

After my boss went on a bitch rant, I gave my coworker the pseudo hair flip to show my frustration.

by Flaggit February 3, 2010

pseudo-fetish

A hobby carried out to the point of resembling a fetish.

A: Those star wars fanboys are nuts.
B: I think they have a pseudo-fetish.

by subutai July 9, 2010

pseudoface

The name you change your Facebook to display at college application time. This is done to ensure that admissions doesn't judge you based on your Facebook.

Dude, what's up with the name change?

It's a pseudoface. Colleges will never look for Arkmay Uckerbergzay.

by whambamthankyouma'am October 28, 2010

Pseudo-SubAquaticCoolification​

The sensation of enjoyment you get when you walk into a grocery store out of the heat into it's air conditioned freshness and you feel so good you go and lay down under the misters in the produce section.

Wearing only my Snoopy boxers and a propellorcap, I rollerbladed into the store for a refreshing session of Pseudo-SubAquaticCoolification​.

by NukeaBooty July 23, 2011

Pseudogreen

A desire for a low-footprint existence relative to the environment, stifled by dogmatic opposition to tools that would achieve that end.

Did you hear about Greenpeace's latest anti-nuke debacle? How did they get so damned pseudogreen?

by Fordiman September 13, 2011