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Psuedo-Bisexual

Typically a teenage male between 12-19 who considers themselves involved in the hardcore scene.

This person identifies as bisexual even though they have never had a boyfriend, and still repulse at the idea of two men having sex or making out.

Though the true reason for this behavior is still unknown, there is speculations that it is either to justify the femininity of males in their subculture (Use of guyliner, straightening hair, skinny jeans, ect.) or for some reason they do it to find a female mate.

They are typically universally regarded a douchebags that degrade the integrity of the gay community by those who see through their facade.

Though remember, not all bisexuals in the hardcore scene are psuedo-bisexuals.
Guy 1: "Mike's pretty Hardcore and He says he's Bi."
Guy 2: "Nah, He's a psuedo-bisexual. Straight as they come man."

Guy 1: "So you're Bi?"
SceneBoy1: "Yes, But I'm only Bi for the chicks."
Guy 1: "ugh, You Psuedo-bisexual prick."
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pseudo bisexual 

A person who pretends to be bisexual because it is considered cool, for general attention seeking, or to specifically gain social status.

Predominantly low IQ women, too thick to realise that they are selling out hard-fought gender equality in order to fulfil their selfish personal sense of competition in a male dominated society.
Guy: OMG, those chicks are making out! Man, I love bisexual chicks. They're so HOT!

Girl: They're not REAL bisexuals, they're PSEUDO bisexuals. They're just doing it for male attention.

Guy: How do you know?

Girl: Rick fell for it and dated one of them, thinking he would get a threesome out of it. After 3 months, he realised it was never going to happen and dumped her. She told everyone what an asshole he was, but seriously, what did she expect? You can't bait a guy with bisexuality if you're not willing to eat pussy!

Guy: Ah well, doesn't bother me, I still like watching girls making out!

Girl: Of course you do... But while you men are busy ogling over dumb sluts, the intelligent women are reshaping society. With the progress being made in genetic engineering and technology, pretty soon men will be redundant, especially idiots who fall for this shit!
pseudo bisexual by Consonance March 21, 2011

pseudo-bisexuality 

A woman (or potentially a male) feigning bisexuality in order to elevate sexual appeal in the opposite sex.
See also: Katy Perry Syndrome
Just go to a high school dance and you'll see plenty of pseudo-bisexuality...but its usually the fat chicks who can't find anyone else to grind with
pseudo-bisexuality by jonnykoolcat November 18, 2010
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