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Psuedo-Bisexual

Typically a teenage male between 12-19 who considers themselves involved in the hardcore scene.

This person identifies as bisexual even though they have never had a boyfriend, and still repulse at the idea of two men having sex or making out.

Though the true reason for this behavior is still unknown, there is speculations that it is either to justify the femininity of males in their subculture (Use of guyliner, straightening hair, skinny jeans, ect.) or for some reason they do it to find a female mate.

They are typically universally regarded a douchebags that degrade the integrity of the gay community by those who see through their facade.

Though remember, not all bisexuals in the hardcore scene are psuedo-bisexuals.
Guy 1: "Mike's pretty Hardcore and He says he's Bi."
Guy 2: "Nah, He's a psuedo-bisexual. Straight as they come man."

Guy 1: "So you're Bi?"
SceneBoy1: "Yes, But I'm only Bi for the chicks."
Guy 1: "ugh, You Psuedo-bisexual prick."
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pseudo bisexual 

A person who pretends to be bisexual because it is considered cool, for general attention seeking, or to specifically gain social status.

Predominantly low IQ women, too thick to realise that they are selling out hard-fought gender equality in order to fulfil their selfish personal sense of competition in a male dominated society.
Guy: OMG, those chicks are making out! Man, I love bisexual chicks. They're so HOT!

Girl: They're not REAL bisexuals, they're PSEUDO bisexuals. They're just doing it for male attention.

Guy: How do you know?

Girl: Rick fell for it and dated one of them, thinking he would get a threesome out of it. After 3 months, he realised it was never going to happen and dumped her. She told everyone what an asshole he was, but seriously, what did she expect? You can't bait a guy with bisexuality if you're not willing to eat pussy!

Guy: Ah well, doesn't bother me, I still like watching girls making out!

Girl: Of course you do... But while you men are busy ogling over dumb sluts, the intelligent women are reshaping society. With the progress being made in genetic engineering and technology, pretty soon men will be redundant, especially idiots who fall for this shit!
pseudo bisexual by Consonance March 21, 2011

pseudo-bisexuality 

A woman (or potentially a male) feigning bisexuality in order to elevate sexual appeal in the opposite sex.
See also: Katy Perry Syndrome
Just go to a high school dance and you'll see plenty of pseudo-bisexuality...but its usually the fat chicks who can't find anyone else to grind with
pseudo-bisexuality by jonnykoolcat November 18, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026