common words mistaken for profanities

*Hell
*Damn
*Penis
*Vagina
*Butt
*Ass
*Crap
*Bitch
*Nigger
*Boob
*Fag
*Bastard
*Bugger
*Prick
*Suck
*Swallow
*Sixty-nine (69)
*Freaking

Hell, damn, penis, vagina, butt, ass, crap, bitch, nigger, boob, fag, bastard, bugger, and prick are not swear words or cuss words. Often, they are common words mistaken for profanities. In fact, Hell and damn refer to evil predictions and theories. Penis and vagina are anatomically correct terms, and doctors use them; so are you kidding me?! Butt refers to the end of a cigarette, and ass means donkey. Crap and bitch are most legendary words ever, as they refer to a poker dice and a female dog, respectively, while mistaken for being profane or vulgar. Nigger is technically an insult, but it also means an Australian fish also known as a luderick. Boob, being short for booby, refers to a seabird. Fag means fountain alley goat. Bastard refers to a child born to unmarried parents, so how is that even 1% a profanity? Bugger and prick don't mean anything; bugger is simply a term to refer to an annoying, stalking person (alas "bugging one"), and prick refers to making a small hole with a sharp point. Suck and swallow are just normal terms; we all suck air and on lollipops, and swallow our food! And 69 is just a number, nothing vulgar about it! Freaking is actually short for "freaking out" and is not even a minced oath of a swear word.

by dangnuggets November 3, 2016

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Professional Mexican

A person of Mexican origin who does such tasks as mowing lawns, janitorial work, etc.

Dude 1: Man, I don't feel like mowing my lawn.

Dude 2: Why don't you hire a Professional Mexican to do it.

by Jester320320 August 5, 2009

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professionally bumming

To not literally bum someone, but cater to their every need. For example, you always talk about that person, you always say how attractive you find them, you make them cakes and stuff. and (not literally) you bum lick them.

Emily: "OMGG i love ben he is so cute, isn't he so cute! i love him! I'm gonna make him a cake on his birthday"
Beth: (rolls eyes) "cool can i help?"
Emily: "NO WAY, i don't want you getting any of the credit cos i love him"
Beth: "OH **** you! just cos your professionally bumming him"

EMily runs off and crys.

by Betty Weiner October 11, 2007

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Profect

To do your best

I may not have been perfect when I got an 85% on my geometry test, but I was profect.

Even though I bailed while snowboarding, I was profect when I tried to do an ollie.

by missknowitall99 July 30, 2011

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Professor Ku Klux

The guy who named the Great White Shark, White Grapes and the Killer Whale (which is black).

Who made up this shit? Professor Ku Klux?!

by anonymousclucker June 18, 2018

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prof

Prof is a nasty little lying hoe and should actually go. She complains about having to grade homework when SHES THE FUCKING ONE WHO ASSIGNED IT and we're the ones have to actually do it. Like what is wrong with your fucking brain you literal retard. Also wtf is up with your hair. Have you never used conditioner in your life. And why do you have to walk up behind us while we're working like wtf please stop that thank you bye. Also she always wants to know what your doing every fucking moment she also has this stupid retarded little speaker that she walks around with and it always glitches the she likes to make us do like 5 different tests each week and if we don't get over 60% she will yell at us and say it's our fault we don't listen then she always moves us around the room sometimes changes the the seating arrangements then she also loves to move us to the fucking front so we can hear her pitchy and winey voice yelling at us!!!!!!

wow what a Prof move

by PHSC September 10, 2019

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