put that in your pipe and smoke it 

It is a command which compels the person it is directed towards to not respond to my last comment for it has settled the dispute

"Look, you can say what you want about me, but your girlfriend is a whore, that's why the whole hood banged her, now put that in your pipe and smoke it."

put that in your pipe and smoke it by Youngwill October 26, 2005

Laying pipe 

Slang for having sex

John Boyega said Kylo may have kissed Rey but it matters whos laying pipe (reffering to finn chill people)

Laying pipe by Davincigirl9 January 1, 2020

Alaska Pipeline

The Alaska Pipeline is when one person shits a nice long turd, freezes it, the uses it to fuck another person. either in the pussy or in the ass.

He pulled that Alaska Pipeline out of the freezer and fucked me with it.

Alaska Pipeline by HopSing May 17, 2008

Billie Piper 

Amazing and beautiful actress and singer best known for playing Rose Tyler from doctor who alongside the ninth and tenth doctor.

Girl: is that Billie Piper?
Guy: yeah she is so hot!

Billie Piper by allons-ycompanion March 9, 2015

piledriver 

1. A wrestling move where the aggressor takes the victim and flips him upside down, at which point he proceeds to jump up and then drive the victim's head into the ground, intending to cause spinal damage. This move is what caused Stone Cold Steve Austin to take a leave from wrestling for an extended period of time.

2. A sexual position where the woman is standing on her head and the male proceeds to take her legs, spread them apart, and penetrate (as he's standing up). This is rather tricky, as both parties need to have a good sense of balance.

3. A machine that drives piles (those wooden things you see at the beach sometimes) into the ground. This is actually where the wrestling move got its name. It uses a heavy weight to hammer the pile into the ground.

1. Jerry 'the king' lawler: oh my god! did you see that pile driver!?

2. guy 1: so you try anything new with the wife last night?
guy 2: yeah, we decided to do it piledriver style.
my junk hurts. she liked it though.

3. I think the pile driver's broken. We can't put the barrier up today.

piledriver by Tengu September 27, 2006

Fergus Piper 

Another definition of these two words is twat. He always turns his back on a girl and talks to her mum instead.

You're such a Fergus Piper!

Fergus Piper by QH102 July 29, 2011

put that in your pipe and smoke it 

"Please contemplate my arguments against your delusions."

"I do not contest the idea that free trade stimulates economic growth. But such growth may be short term for the nation with higher per capita income as rising unemployment, due to displaced workers, lessens demand on goods and services. Have you also considered the policies of the trading partner? We don't want to exacerbate child labor or global emissions of toxic chemicals do we? Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

put that in your pipe and smoke it by AbnomalBoy May 17, 2004