patske

loser who loves to skeet on himself

e.g
that guy is suck a patske

by clazo May 8, 2006

smash your pasty

to insert your penis into a vagina

im going to smash your pasty, adam lankford smashed her pasty, fumper would like to smash pasty, lets go pasty smashing, smash your pasty,

by fumper69 December 22, 2009

Pathy

Nickname for a pathological liar.
Someone who constantly lies.

Pathy- I was at the soccer game and lightning struck the middle of the field!
Pathy-I swear my best friend fucked Jessica Simpson.. I swear.
Pathy "We had sex"...
Me No you didnt...
Pathy- "well with our clothes on"

by JakeStan August 20, 2008

Krabby patty

Put hamburger meat in a girls ass then add ketchup, mustard, and relish. After that eat it out

I'm gonna krabby patty that chick

by Gabshab December 19, 2014

patty

A mom who doesn't give a fuck.

person 1. Hey do you think jt is going to have a party?

person 2. Yah dog, his mom is such a patty.

by Keystone Knight March 16, 2009

patty cake

While you're nailing some girl doggie style and your friend is catching some head off the same girl, you get a quick game of pattycake going. This makes you reminisce of your childhood memories and eases the sight of watching your friend blow his load.

Dude, that girl is just begging for us to play patty cake on her tonight.

by Bill January 21, 2006

Poon Puddle Patty

adj. A female that repeatedly creates puddles on her partners sheets while climaxing during intercourse. This sort of intolerable behavior can be temporarily resolved by executing a donkey punch or a swift but meaningful hair tug.

Thomas- Hey Glenn forgive me for doubting you, but i must say you were right, Gina is such a poon puddle patty
Glenn- Oh thats alright Thomas, i just hate to see you ruin your Space Ghoast Coast to Coast sheets like that.

by nigger nick December 19, 2005