Pee-Goggles

Related to Beer Goggles. An imaginary object worn when a public area which usually would not be acceptable as a pee spot, seems suddenly acceptable due to the extreme urgency that a person must pee.

Dude, you shouldn't have peed in front of that lady's living room window." "Sorry man. I had massive pee-goggles on!

by Whopissedonmyfries August 10, 2010

pee blender

Where three or more people go into a body of water, make a circle, arms around one another, and urinate at the same time, then spin all around to mix it all round.

Hey I need to go pee. Me too! Let go do a pee blender in the lake!

by Kyledude95 July 26, 2019

pee pod

A port-a-potty

"Oh good, there's a pee pod along the parade route."

by EIEIO July 6, 2014

Pee Position

When a man stands with his legs spread irregularly wide open as if he is peeing in a urinal.

Guy 1: dude that guy over there is totally in a pee position right now.

Guy 2: I know, right?

by Xaulbius June 29, 2010

Pee-drinker

I.E. Baby, since we all drink our own pee in the womb.

The doctor said Todd needed a couple of shots and Todd was being such a pee-drinker about it.

by Tyscyth November 16, 2010

pee fart

a fard and pee at both the same time

"dave, im in the 1 percent, I just pee farted!"

by Reggie from Nintendo March 22, 2021

pee eye

pee eye = the urethral meatus or orifice of the glans

the gf stopped sucking his cock and put her fingernail in his pee eye to make sure it was not congested and his cumload spurted out of the pee eye

by gringo feliz October 10, 2013