Martel's

slang: someone who doesn't pay child support.

He could not get his license because he was a Martel's

by Derekthered June 9, 2011

Doc Martens

the most basic shoes ever worn by people trying specifically not to basic

jean * wears doc martens *
harry hey jean
jean omg don't even talk to me. you're not on my level ok

by oh hell November 18, 2019

Kario Mart

What you call Mario Kart when you don't want to get copyright claimed in youtube vids

"I can beat all of you in Mario Kart" *one copyright claim later* "I will destroy all of you in Kario Mart only available at stame gop.

by drinkbleachonadailybasis January 17, 2019

Wal-Mart Sellout

Word used to describe a band that has sold out so bad that their t-shirts and other merchandise are sold at Wal-mart, not really including cd's though. Bands include Ac/Dc, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Green Day (they suck anyway), Metallica, The Sex Pistols, U2, Linkin Park, and others I can't think of at the moment.

As I walked into Wal-mart, I was not suprised to see an Ac/Dc Back In Black T-Shirt, that band turned in to a Wal-Mart Sellout.

by NightProwler June 27, 2006

Mart

Mouth-Fart, while Making out, or French Kissing you & your partners lips seperate and make a fart noise. Very embarrasing.

Guy 1:Aww man I was Mackin on my girl last night when we tottally MARTED it was hilarious.
Guy 2:WTF is a Mart?!
Guy 1:You know a mouth fart?
Guy 2:Oooh HAHAHAH Douchebag!

by Jimmypoo December 24, 2008

Tracey Martel

Trixie Martel, in her makeup tutorial, calls herself by this name simply because she has little brain cells left due to the massive amount of drug and alcohol consumption.

Tracey Martel is into the hooch again.

by thewakeupcrew May 8, 2019

martello

a chronic masturbator in the Siberian Tundra

"Look there's a Martello, off in the distance."

"Ewwwwww"

by poopsicle buthole December 18, 2013