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The Mental Movie 

What God intended us to beat off to. The imagination; the mind's eye. Before spank movies made it obsolete, the mental movie was all people had: shutting their eyes tight, folks in bygone epochs envisaged hot, breathless fucks with acquaintances they passed on cobbled streets. Today, some still employ the mental movie, especially when away from their computers--in an isolated bathroom stall, a fitting room, the woods, etc., the fancy can still be relied on to do the trick when called upon.
Arthur slipped into the dank alley off Goodman St., having just seen Nora in a blue mini-skirt and tank top walking out of the department store. He leaned against the dumpster, glancing about him to be sure he was alone. Nora's sweet Alabama accent, her blue eyes, the superb abundance of her breasts, her chiseled legs: all these mingled in his mind as he cranked his now bare cock with abandon. His brain went blank and he came. He breathed a deep breath: "Nothing like the mental movie sometimes," he muttered.
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chop chop movie boy 

A phrase used on Tiktok to indicate a frustration towards the perceived slowness of uploading by a TikTok account which illegally reposts an entire film or TV show on the TikTok as multiple (e.g. tens or hundreds) clips or videos.

Often the phrase demonstrates a sense of distasteful entitlement or “rat behaviour” on part of the demander.
*TikTok user Clips uploads part 50 of popular teenage comedy Mean Girls at 20:35*

TikTok user EntitledRat at 20:36: chop chop movie boy, next clip

*TikTok user Clips uploads part 51 at 23:45 out of spite*

i feel like a movie 

Feeling as though something is happening to you in a way to make it look like a movie.
Brian: Dude, kevin and justin just got arrested by the cops. They blamed you and now there after you!
Matthew: Oh snap dude, i feel like a movie.

horror movie handjob 

when you are at the movies watching a horror movie with your girlfriend and she is giving you a handjob as someone screams and she squeezes and tugs your penis and you scream like a bitch
davie: why is he holding his crotch
susie: his girlfriend gave him a horror movie handjob
davie: oooooohh thats suck i woulda beat that hoes ass

Butt Naked Movie Night 

Also abbreviated BNMN

When you and your partner get butt ass naked and watch a movie together while relaxing, eating various snacks, and spooning.

May or may not lead to the act of intercourse before or after the film has begun. You also may or may not have to watch this same movie over again because attention was diverted else where.
Me and my girlfriend are having butt naked movie night tonight...we are going to watch The Wizard of Oz!!
Butt Naked Movie Night by mz.freaky December 16, 2011

Friday Night Movie 

Friday Night Movie (Chinese Style) is when a chinese man asks a girl on a date, when they finish he rents a movie (must be a DVD) they sit and watch it. When it finishes he moves in for the kill (a shag). However, after he applies the condom he sticks his penis inthe hole of the DVD he rented then fucks her with his cock still in the DVD hole.
Mr Lee gave Miss Wong a Friday Night Movie

hat movie 

A movie from before the mid 1960's, typically in black and white. They're called hat movies because most everyone wore hats in movies back then.

Clark Gable sure was in alot of hat movies.
hat movie by Edward Bone October 15, 2006