mopdep

to be moping whilst in depression

bro today got me feeling mopdep

by yahmmmmmyay May 23, 2018

Mopsick

A state of extreme baldness by choice. To have what is considered a "mopsick head," one must shave his head completely and occasionally shine it.

Steve: What happened to all his hair?
Mitch: He's mopsick now.

by xfornl December 9, 2010

Danger Mope

To walk slowly across a street without yielding to or acknowledging oncoming traffic, crosswalks or other pedestrian laws. Usually seen in rough, urban areas.

I had to slam on my breaks today while I watched some gangstas danger mope across the street.

by A_Concerned_Brother December 4, 2010

finger mopping

Cleaning the anus by rubbing it in a back and forth circular motion with the tip of the middle finger and slipping the finger tip in a few times no more than nail deep. Typically performed in the shower.

I used be worried about my freshness before getting butt banged but since I have a high fiber diet my doctor suggested a light finger mopping instead of douching.

by Brien2 January 17, 2011

Mormon Moped

The act of getting a blowjob and rimjob simultaneously

These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!

by Mikejaret February 25, 2017

Mope Mope Effect

The effect where something pretends to be calm, cute, cheerful, etc. then slowly/quickly contrasts into dark themes like violence, gore, blood, etc.

"Oh wow these flowers look cute- OH GOD WHY DO THEY HAVE MOUTHS WITH THOUSANDS OF TEETH NOW"

"WHAT IS GOING ON HOLY FUCK"

"That's Mope Mope effect my dude"

by MoustacheAintOkay January 2, 2021

Mophie's Law

The cosmic accident of running out of power on your cell phone at the worst possible moment.

Just as Suzie was describing how she looked in her new underwear to Tim on the phone, Mophie's Law kicked in and his phone battery went to zero.

by CLASHRPH February 8, 2015