Moon Emoji 

•When you don't give a fuck and answer your crush with the moon emoji when they rejected you.
•When you guess something and it's your final answer, but you don't want anyone to know its a guess and that you'll regret it later
Before you surprise/fuck someone over
When you're about to fuck

•My boyfriend wanted me to come over but I'm interviewing Christian Grey 🌚
Brandon rejected me, then asked me what to do on the homework. Idk what to say, so I replied 🌚
I drew 🌚 on my answer boxes because I don't know anything in the test.
Moon Emoji means guessing

Moon Emoji by Dahlilas July 15, 2015

moon rock

A remarkably stupid person, ignorant with a dash incomprehension.

That woman is a fucking moon rock, i can't believe shes complaining about there not being enough parking while she is standing in a row of open parking spaces.

moon rock by sqrjn January 12, 2008

moon shot 

A close collection or group of stars. The word gets it's name from the term 'buck shot', which is a shotgun round that releases a multitude of tiny lead balls upon firing. In the same way, moon shot is very many stars or other heavenly bodies. Sometimes associated with a full moon.

noun; The couple looked up at the glistening sky, admiring the moon shot above them.

verb; The sky was so moon shot that one could see shadows in the dead of night.

moon shot by Blackest49 September 28, 2005

Moon Rocks 

An STD one acquires which generally results in ones gentalia becoming deformed, hideous, and often unrecognizable. Essentially, your dick takes on an incomprehendable alien appeareance, comparable to that of a bizzare alien rock from the fucking moon.

Man, I hooked up with that girl from Burger King. Too bad I didn't wrap it, and by monday my equipment looks like contraband from Apollo 11, and itches hellaciously.I think Darla gave me Moon Rocks.

Moon Rocks by BLUE_WATER November 14, 2011

MOON CRICKET 

A NTJ WITH WRISTBANDS

HEY GET OFF MY HARLEY MOON CRICKET

MOON CRICKET by PHIL32973 August 23, 2008

moon hoax 

A conspiracy theory that says the 6 moon landings were filmed in a Hollywood set or TV studio.

So hiring and paying 400,000+ "actors" to play scientists, engineers, technicians, doctors, factory workers, ground control staff, air space operators, astronomers, administration staff, security officers, astronauts, janitors, etc...to fake a moon landing movie in a span of 11 years and keep it a big juicy secret for almost 50 years sound reasonable?

Spending $109 BILLION dollars (adjusted to inflation) to make rockets and space crafts and then document the whole Apollo Program from 1961-1972 with thousands upon thousands of photographic evidence and footage only to fake the moon landing on a Hollywood movie set sound reasonable?

Spending $504 million dollars to launch a satellite in 2009 called the LRO that orbits the moon and has photographic evidence of all 6 moon landings, only to fake it with Photoshop sound reasonable?

Are you saying that since 1961 NOT one single whistleblower pulled an Edward Snowden, leave the country, and tell the world NASA is a fraud?

Are you implying that the Soviets were too stupid to figure out the Apollo Program was fake?

The most important question to ask any conspiracy theorist is "What kind of evidence do you need to make you think otherwise?" If you provide the evidence and they are still not convinced, you are wasting your time.

Conspiracy Nut: "I believe in the moon hoax and people never landed on the moon."
Average IQ person: "What kind of evidence do you need?"
Conspiracy Nut: "Pictures"
Average IQ person: "Google them!"
Conspiracy Nut: "Not enough"
Average IQ Person: "Don't ever talk to me again."

moon hoax by jiggysaw17 April 1, 2017

moon rocks 

when smoking resin, a term for a cashed bowl.

that shit is dusted son, nothin' but moon rocks left.

moon rocks by Dickie Moist October 26, 2003