hairy (muff)

Cockney rhyming slang for 'fair enough'. i.e. hairy muff - fair enough. As with most Cockney rhyming slang, the rhyme is usually shortened to just the first word - "hairy"; hairy (muff). Originates from Orpington area of South East London suburbs.

"Can I borrow a quid?"
"Nah sorry, need it for the train."
"Hairy (muff)."

by ricksoutheast82 March 31, 2007

Muff Teaser

Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.

So I thought I would try the muff teaser tonight on that ungrateful bitch Michelle.

by womanizer February 29, 2004

muff buster

Of, or pertaining to a muff that is so ridiculously large it busts in your face as you try to go down.

Kasia's bush is a muff buster. Kasia's rug muff busted in Justin's face.

by Jenna Tolls May 6, 2006

muff mock

A person, usually male, who fools women into believing that they will have sexual intercourse. The opposite of a cock tease.

Jill: He gets me all riled up and then says he has to go study. What a muff mock.

by brontoboner June 27, 2005

muff kuff

An open handed slap to the vagina.

She likes a spanking so I thought I'd try giving her a muff kuff instead to keep it interesting!

by Tess H August 5, 2006

Muff-Druff

Dandruff i.e. white flakes of skin on your muff

Urr miss look at her she's got muff-druff

by Nicola1 October 14, 2007

Muff Ruffle

The act of farting whist spooning (girl on outside).

Matt: (rip)
Rachel: Did you just hit me with a muff ruffle?
Matt: Yay Tacos!

by Stretcher June 27, 2008