Mortal Engines

A movie deprived of fun, action, good character writing, compelling story and wasted potential.

Dude: Yo, the Transformers movies are so Mortal Engines.

Dude 2: Agreed totally!

by ImMuchBetterThanDaddy December 10, 2018

mortar strike

alex reigning death from above

holy shit look at that mortar strike

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

mortar strike

multiple shits

dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018

Mortensen

Someone who is usually pissy. Kind of a bitch. They dye their hair red or green because they just don't give a fuck.
Also known as a sexual freak.

Man 1: You see that girl over there?
Man 2: Yeah... she seems like such a Mortensen.

by 12344552gvg February 7, 2019

mortar

When having sex with a girl, pull out just before cuming, step back a few meters and aim upwards then shoot your load in a high-arcing trajectory, extra points if your shell hits the face.

Man, my girl dumped me cause i used my mortar on her.

by Yagdraa March 23, 2019

Mort

Following one around sniffing there arsehole for a shitty little redd

Troy reed is a fuckin putrid mort

by Freddnokiateethout April 26, 2019

Mortal kombat

When you superglue a sleeping persons hand to your Penis and then slap them in the face to wake them up. their struggle to remove their hand ends up in ejaculation, just before which you shout 'finish him'

Guy 1 - Dude, I gave my step sis the Mortal kombat. She was not impressed. . . .

Guy 2 - what did she say?

Guy 1 'how did you get in here'

Guy 2 - where was she?

Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .

by MRFEZ August 7, 2019