When a person or persons are so extremely mad that they strip down and start attacking what's ever in sight like a mad cat.
by tankdoom October 18, 2010
A tradition that takes place in, you guessed it - march! The tradition however is not the typical bracketology-induced, acc/big east/big 10/pac 10/sec douchebaggery that everyone talks about around this time. March Madness is a time to get to know yourself. Physically for the most part but that doesn't mean that you can simply ignore the mental aspects!
March 1 - jerk it once.
March 2 - spank it twice.
March 3 - Yes. show your boy some love three times.
Etc, etc, etc.
This is serious. Don't underestimate yourself. Don't overestimate yourself. Just know that no ones hands besides yours can be used. A girl cannot be present for the evil deed(s) to count. Porn is suggested. A creative imagination is required. Tips: lube and celery (raises sperm count!!)
Caution: blisters may occur. Self-loathing will occur. Mental illness is definitely a possibility for those of you who actually make it to March 10 and beyond.
Good luck. Godspeed.
Damn Proud =)
March 1 - jerk it once.
March 2 - spank it twice.
March 3 - Yes. show your boy some love three times.
Etc, etc, etc.
This is serious. Don't underestimate yourself. Don't overestimate yourself. Just know that no ones hands besides yours can be used. A girl cannot be present for the evil deed(s) to count. Porn is suggested. A creative imagination is required. Tips: lube and celery (raises sperm count!!)
Caution: blisters may occur. Self-loathing will occur. Mental illness is definitely a possibility for those of you who actually make it to March 10 and beyond.
Good luck. Godspeed.
Damn Proud =)
1)Who's your picks for March Madness??
-It's me man. Just me.
2)How's your day goin' man??
-I'll be honest, all this March Madness is causing me to lose some motivation. I'll prevail though. I believe in myself. My member has never failed me before.
-It's me man. Just me.
2)How's your day goin' man??
-I'll be honest, all this March Madness is causing me to lose some motivation. I'll prevail though. I believe in myself. My member has never failed me before.
by d fucking jones March 02, 2009
1. good skills.
2. something people say when they do something cool in either a sport, or a video game.
2. something people say when they do something cool in either a sport, or a video game.
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 20, 2003
by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm December 12, 2003
Noun - An emotional state one may enter into in which everything seems hilarious regardless of relevance or innate humor. Usually characterized by uncontrollable laughter coupled with tears.
by shochu75 November 17, 2009
My boyfriend wanted to have sex in his car last night but I didn't. Good thing I had mad money so I could buy a train ticket home.
by empirexstate January 18, 2007
by Mulleted Hessian! October 17, 2003