laggish

to lag = laggy = laggish (slang)

"Im losing this game because the connection is laggish"

by Ninjo September 25, 2013

Logic

Something people lack
Not something you have if you are looking here for the definition

He decided that logic dictates he used Wikipedia instead

by Washy February 17, 2015

laggiest

When something is so slow you need to defy grammar

That Call of Duty game i just played was the laggiest game I have ever played.

by Cooldaks October 11, 2016

Legging

To cuddle your partner and start rubbing legs and feet together.

While going to bed last night, my girl and I start legging and one thing leads to another, yetta yetta yetta...

by Wordsmith609 June 4, 2018

Logic of India

noun.

The school of logic that compares and correlates two or more disparate, independent entities or events using absolutely no logic, usually based on superstition, WhatsApp forwards, hearsay and personally, socio-culturally preconceived notions. An utter disregard for basic science and lack of any empirically proven evidence is a key aspect of this school of thought. Usually deployed by Indian Gen X-1 to screw the living happiness of Gen X.

Why can't I go swim?

Because Pluto is no longer a planet, and it messes up your birth-chart, swimming pools have piranha pee in them according to NASA and you didn't do what I asked you to do without explaining it because I am just generally superior to you in all regards. By the way, who swims on a rainy/sunny day?

That makes no sense. I can't argue with that. Fucking Logic of India!

by BuzzedBrain June 8, 2019

Nishy Logic

Like fuzzy logic, but comes from Nisha.

Potatoes grow on trees because potatoes are shaped like apples, which grow on trees. That's Nishy logic if I've ever heard any.

by TheGator-.- December 30, 2010

gamer logic

(n) the sad, but true logic of a majority of gamers, usually ones that are known to commonly rage quit: if better than someone, opponent is a noob; if worse than someone, opponent "has no life;" if everyone is doing better, gamer blames lag.

First Match: *owns someone*
Typical Gamer: You suck noob! Return the game you scrub!

Second Match: *gets owned by another*
Typical Gamer: You are fat kid! Keep living in your mother's basement you no life!

Match Three: *owned by everyone*
Typical Gamer: Fuck this game! Fucking lag! All you kids suck! Just wait for my lag to be gone and I'll wreck all you scrubs!

Random that was in all three matches: This idiot's gamer logic is hilarious. He is so mad! *laughing*

by Buzzard Smoke December 20, 2014