Janko Jerk

When a person driving a car with a manual transmission jerks the steering wheel at the exact moment he/she shifts gears, in an attempt to induce wheelspin or "chirp" the tires.

Ol' Bryan took me for a ride in his mustang. It's a 4 cylinder and it won't lay rubber...so he kept trying to janko jerk it.

by MLQ2K1 October 2, 2018

Virtual Circle Jerk

Virtual Circle Jerk or V.C.J. for short, is experienced when individuals keep replying all to an email with multiple recipients.

To All Employees,

Please welcome Mike, a new addition to the sales team. Mike has rejoined our team as an Account Executive.

-HR

Paul: "Welcome home Mike."
Andy: "Welcome back Mike!"
Greg: "Mike, Call me Buddy."
Harry: "Wow! Welcome back, Mike! Let's chat."
James: "Glad you are back Mike."
Hank: "Hey Mike, this is aaaawesome!"
Jared: "Wow that was quick, Mike!"
Todd: "Mike, Welcome back!"
Dave: "Execellent! Welcome back Mike!"

Brian to the rest of ops: "Quite the Virtual Circle Jerk, I wonder if they'll realize Mike isn't on this email."

by Rural.Juror September 5, 2017

Discord circle jerk

(made by someone) a Discord server where a group of friends (of that someone) and mutuals, who are dependent on eachothers' company and entertainment, congregate in the same channel of that server, especially after a long day of mental/social labor (school/work).

A$AP Rocky: This is the best Discord circlejerk I've ever been in. Y'all whilin'?

Joe Biden: Yes, we are certainly, wildin' out and you can invite your friends to join our Discord circle jerk!

by GookSoup April 21, 2018

Circle Jerk

Invented by Australians. A group of individuals (usually male) stand in a cricle and masturbate. Sometimes, the first to ejaculate is declared "the winner."

"Jeff won the circle jerk competition, with Fred in close second"

by Jack August 16, 2004

jerk smirk

The look a guy gets on his face while masturbating. Most males get a jerk smirk on their face because of the uncontrollable pleasure they are feeling. A jerk smirk can last for several minutes after a guy ejaculates.

Duder 1: "Hurry up in there dude, I gotta trim my bush."

Duder 2: (comes out of bathroom) "Sorry dude, it's all yours."

Duder 1: "What the hell is that jerk smirk on your face for? Awww dude if I step on any of your nasty ass cum..."

by westfalia December 29, 2009

circle jerk

male group masterbation session where the participants ejaculate facing in a predetermined central area.

"Baseball has been overtaken by the banjo concert circle-jerk as the national pastime of the USA."

by ws January 19, 2004

jerk turd

The act of going cocka on a womans chest then she proceeds to pick it up and jerk it off as though it were a turgid cock.

I squatted over Christy's chest and dropped a huge log on her. She then picked it up as though it was a huge brown cock and performed the jerk turd on it.

by JBu September 16, 2005